PROPOSING HEALTH CLASS MINI-PLOT???

[gnasher]

SUP HOLLYHEIGHTS so this Rabid player of Rin "if Jaws was super gay" Matsuoka (gnasher), and Hugga, player of Gau "an airhorn would be quieter" Meguro (temperm), wondering if the characters of Altaciere High School and Honey Maid Middle School are ready for UNPLANNED TEEN PARENTHOOD?

Hugga and I are willing to run a small mini-plot, for a week and a half (so until May 31st, when school ICly ends), in which characters in the high school and middle school are randomly assigned partners (to prepare them for their soon to be shotgun wedding). This pair of students will then be given care of one ROBO BABY, those incredibly creepy life-like baby simulators given out in health classes on every single after school special.

These babies will of course teach the characters how to look after and empathize with their soon to be assigned children properly, and no wacky hyjinx or headaches are going to ensue.

None at all.

While Hugga and I plan to completely randomize partners to generate new CR opportunities, each pair will have free reign to make their character's baby however easy or difficult to take care of as they want. It can be broken, it can shoot off sparks, it can double as a IPod charger, it can talk like a possessed furby -- these can be bargain bin robo babies, is what I'm saying. Or maybe your characters got a good one, and are going to ace this baby project with two billion gold stars! It's totally up to you.

If you guys want, Hugga and I can also assign IC grades/rewards/punishments if given proof that a pair is doing exceptionally well or poorly with their project! Would you like your character to win a golden Baby Mama award? Would you like your character to be a school's official Lunch lady for 2 weeks for beheading their robobaby in a fit of teenage angst? We can make that happen! Anything is possible. And by that I mean, Hugga and I are gonna run fucking wild with this.

So consider this a post to gauge interest: is something you guys would like to do? If so, we can get a sign-up for the mini-plot this week, and get this ball rolling!

Comments

[onebadapple]

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! Snow is all about being a good mom!

[gnasher]

she cannot have 7 babies

[parkvoyeur]

I like it! =3

[gnasher]

WORD Asuka please don't kill your robobaby

[temperm]

please remember to dress your baby

[59]

This sounds hilarious, I'm in!

[gnasher]

DOESN'T IT I can't wait to see how badly all our dumbass teens fuck this up

[temperm]

fantastic!!

(however, hiding dynamite in your baby may result in points off)

[chinchinpurin]

holy shit this is going to be fucking hilarious I AM IN!!!

also rewards would be super cool!! maybe like coupons for moe moe or something? I DON'T KNOW

[gnasher]

Hugga and I plan to make every award and punishment fucking hilarious and way out of proportion. We're not handing out stickers and D's, we'll hand out chocolate fountains or a week as the lunchlady.

[temperm]

THE REWARDS/PUNISHMENTS WILL BE ENTERTAINING AND POSSIBLY MADE PUBLIC

everyone will know if you've been a bad babydaddy/momma

[deepend]

will you name the baby Shining

(i'm there)

[temperm]

the pool is not a proper cradle for a sleeping baby

[gnasher]

the baby is named Harusucks

[deepend]

the year is 2002

and this is my favorite high school trope get together fic

[gnasher]

LMFAO EXACTLY

[rockhop]

takes baby for a stroll through the park in a fashionable stroller with a parasol and whatever

forgets about baby because theres ducks on the pond

[gnasher]

LMFAO lost baby because there are ducks

[goroawase]

This can only go well- I mean, it's not like anybody's going to turn the baby into a canvas or rewire it so it'd be a prodigal talking baby.

[gnasher]

sure it's not like anybody's gonna do that. PHEW

[protectthecastle]

Well, she managed to raise a dog, so a baby can't be that different?

(Or maybe someone will be nice enough to help her....haha...)

[gnasher]

so that's a HELL YES

[splasher]

i'm gonna win this

[gnasher]

not if your partner is inept

[dwindling]

w-what a good introduction to high school...

[gnasher]

welcome to hell

[pluvial]

laughs

(i'm in)

[temperm]

laughs evilly

good

[honcho]

student council seal of approval

(not that you needed it but)

(you know)

[gnasher]

prez as a parent.............

[hisa]

I'M IN

Hisami will be the nicest and most flustered mommy ever

[gnasher]

You can do it Hisami!!!

If not, punishment.

[fidgetiness]

I'm so in for that idea.

(Someone has to be the terrible parent)

[gnasher]

So far with the responses to this post I'm pretty sure someone is gonna have to be the good parent

mass robobabycide