GET YER BABIES HERE

Precious.
As promised, this is the post for the sign ups for the health class mini-plot! To make it truly random, we will be taking signups until Sunday, the 25th, and the plot will start/babies will be given the same day!
Please comment to this post with:
Name:
School:
(High School or Middle School)
How will they do as a parent?:
(will the baby survive or fall victim to poor parenting skills? this can be changed at your leisure but it gives us a good idea on how many punishments/rewards to give out!)
This post will be edited/commented with the match-up list on Sunday! PREPARE YOURSELVES.
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SHE WILL PROBABLY BE THROWING IT (!) AT HIM A LOT and saying 'yeah take care of this', she'll help feed it and stuff but don't expect her to hold the thing. it's creepy.
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Gau will hold it but will probably be the most critically unfun dad ever- babies love learning how to do math and reading, right??? Right?????
Are you up for a joint post or log of them yelling at/tying and failing to parent baby with each other about it?