EVENT ➜ THIS MEANS WAR II

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THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Under the cut, you will find out who actually won the entire paintball tournament. This is a randomized draw. Without further ado, the winners of the Holly Heights Paintball tournament are...

THE PURPLE NURPLES

They fought valiantly enough to win the grand prize. Time to find out what everyone won:

THE PURPLE NURPLES
You've been awarded a fancy envelope with an invitation inside that reads:

You've been cordially invited...
to an audience with the Landlord.
Soon to come. July -------

The date has been smudged away. Inside the invitation is also a portrait photo of what can be assumed to be a man because of the suit he's wearing, but the portion where the head would be has been ripped off. There's also a receipt for $500.

WHEN IN DOUBT, PINKY OUT
The pink team, for their elegant second place, will receive a holly tea set and a tea sampler. Don't like tea? Oops.

ORANGE YOU GLAD IT ISN'T YELLOW
For their resounding failure in all three games (yet third place), the orange team shall receive ornate orange (yellow??? orange??? who knows) mums that are emblemized with COMPLETE FAILURE. But will also receive a receipt for $200. So somehow probably the best non-finishing-finalist prize.

STRAWBERRY LEMONADE
Last but not least, those on the red team will be getting a frozen drink maker. Happy summer!

Upon reading this, all prizes will show up in your characters mailboxes.