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Not a shark

Oh my, look at all you lovely people!

So hi, my name's Love! I'm bringing you the other half of the sibling complex known as Matsuoka. Y'know, from that show where everyone strips in a flash and gets wet; either from a pool or Rin's tears and pocket sweat. And you'll be able to find her over in House 1414!

Ah, but enough teasing. I'm completely fresh meat to the game, so there's a snack for you! Ah, but I suppose I'm a familiar dish to a few of you players, hm? I'm actually working on getting everything together for AnimeNEXT this weekend, but I assure you, I'll be here to insert more red to the welcome party on the 8th! Until then, go forth and feel free to add me on plurk at

demonia !

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Walk her home first. Then fuck it all up.

Two months down the road, she develops sleep walking and walks into the pool.

BAD END

SHE SWIMS LIKE CRAP

THAT IMPLIES SHE SWIMS AT ALL.

WHICH WE KNOW SHE DOESN'T.

BRB, JOINING DAD ROUTE.

no...,

It's okay.

There'll be considerably less fish involved.

not comforting gou-chan

Rin will just have to be good enough to stop this from turning super bad.

can others intervene i don't exactly
trust.. him

Everyone's just gotta pile into house 1414 for permanent sleepovers.

EVERY DAY.

(Now to convince Rin it's okay to let everyone have a sleepover in the same room.)

it's not. it never will be.

But Riiin, if the goal's to keep her from sleepwalking into the pool, then what're you planning to manage that?

24/7 sister sleepovers

NO IWATOBIS ALLOWED

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I can't actually compute how terrible his life would be

You'll have to achieve her dream as well now. Congrats Rin.

Realize you have no idea what that dream is, and be swallowed up in despair.

it's super fucking highschool level omg

HE REALLY DOESN'T WORST BROTHER AWARD GOES TO

Yeah. This is what you get for saying you'd rather her be here!

I have a feeling their relationship can't be resolved in 12 episodes of homosexual subtext

fuck

This is what you get when one of them has the wrong parts for that solution.

I guess someone will just have to be dosed with something to make them more honest with themselves and others.

he'll never submit to meme tactics. never.

Sure thing.

How's the baby?

oregon trail level dysentery is like a passing grade, right?

Just a regular Terry McGinnis, ain't ya?