just when you thought it was safe...

[bauhinia]

Honkers returns!! For those who do not know me, I'm Clara and I play Hetalia's Hong Kong. I'm a nuisance to everyone, avoid me at all costs.

No, I'm kidding, I want CR with everyone and Hongonk does too! If you wanna plot with me or just chat, I'm easiest to reach at seaferries. I'm so happy to be back!! I missed everyone and can't wait to thread with you guys again! ♥

ETA; Going to plug the Holly Heights Zoo and International Commerce Centre!! If you're new or if you're just looking for a job or a place to host a business, Hong Kong would loooove to help you with that. (Hong Kong's also inherited the strip club, Good Golly Miss Holly. That info page is from England's journal, but if you wanna be a waiter/waitress/etc, you can contact me!)

ETA the second; I forget everything: Hong Kong is going to be in 1406 this time as Iceland's spouse. Please commence to lol at poor Iceland's misfortune.

revenge of ETA; There's now a (temporary) Good Golly Miss Holly organization post on Hong Kong's journal.

Comments

[bauhinia]

Tell me more, Italy. Tell me more. (As Hong Kong sits there, taking notes on everything.) What's this about deer?

[ciao]

He actually probably really hates them, he said not to get him another one. but this girl was so cute, she thinks he's really cool and he was like I'm not going out with anyone!!

[bauhinia]

No way, really? He said that? That's so going in the book, man.

[ciao]

I joked about taking her out and he was like NO and then he suddenly was like whatever. I don't even know what that's about.

[bauhinia]

He's really tsun, y'know. I mean like a 12 on a scale of 1 to 10. He slammed the door in my face once when I brought him a present.

[ciao]

Oh! Like that thing from Japan's books?? That makes a lot of sense, wow, those ones are always pretty cute--what was the present for?

[bauhinia]

Yeah, exactly. Like from Japan's books. And right? I think it's like, that icy outside. Makes them super attractive. Anyway, it was for Beer Day. It was beer.

[ciao]

He must be really dedicated... Because I thought that the Nordics really like beer, just like that one time with... Denmark? I think it was Denmark. It probably was.

[bauhinia]

Denmark really likes beer. Norway really likes coffee. Sweden really likes anything they make at IKEA and I think Finland likes everything, pretty much.

I dunno if I get it.

[ciao]

Denmark had breakfast with me when I was waiting for Poland to wake up for his birthday, it was really nice--And I think Finland really does like everything, he's a nice guy like that. All that stuff sounds like it fits too!

But what does Iceland like?

[bauhinia]

Denmark's birthday or Poland's? This's important. And yeah, Finland's just like that- I mean, have you even ever seen him frown?

Iceland likes, uh, rotting shark and licorice and beer, as far as I know.

[ciao]

Poland's! I had made something special for him, and I wanted to see his face when he saw it~

But you know... now that I think of it, I've never really seen Finland frown. Like never ever.

Iceland has so pretty specific tastes. But if he likes licorice I could work with that.

[bauhinia]

So Denmark was waiting around for him to wake up too?

Right? Imagine what that's like. Probably pretty scary, right? Don'cha think?

I think he likes it with salt too. Or maybe that one's Finland. I kinda forget.

[ciao]

I don't think I can even imagine it--I don't want to see it!

Ve~ but Denmark must've just seen me coming up the street or something. I don't think he was really waiting--with salt though? Like sweet and salty?

[bauhinia]

Just remember: never get on his bad side. Or else.

I guess that does sound like Denmark. And yeah, with salt. Salty licorice. I wonder if that's like salty caramel.