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[forginattorney]

Hi guys! I'm Raye, and I'm bringing you Phoenix Wright from that one super realistic game series about lawyers (Ace Attorney). I haven't been in a game in a while, and this is my very first time ever in Holly Heights, so please be gentle!

Phoenix is a 33 year old ex-lawyer turned poker player/piano player/hobo/dad who pretends to be care-free and inattentive when he's really just as srs bsns as he was when he was a lawyer (one time he cross-examined a parrot, so you can probably imagine that he never used to be all that srs bsns in the first place). He is the actual adoptive father of Trucy Wright! He's friendly, although widely untrusting and has a strong sense of justice.

I have taken him from post Apollo Justice, as I haven't gotten to play Dual Destinies. You can go ahead and spoil me though, I don't mind. He's living at 1448 with Dahlia Hawthorne as a spouse and Minatsuki Takami and Gau Meguro as children! I look forward to playing with you aaaaaaaall.

ETA My plurk is here and anyone is free to add me!

Comments

[uzumerorin]

RAYEEEEEEEE! Welcomewelcome, I've missed playing in a game with you! I read pokemon player instead of poker player oops

Annnnnnyway, hi Raye, it's Tezzino! I play this moron, an accidental pervert (parkvoyeur) and a mean girl (tooryanse). Can't wait to play with you here<333

[forginattorney]

TEEEEEEEEEEEZZ! We are in a game together once again, isn't it great! No, he's totes a pokemon player

Yaaaaaaaaay! This is gonna make me miss Mayfield, I think.

[parkvoyeur]

I'm super happy about it, I hope you'll have loads of fun! has he caught them all

Aren't you sad you missed the murder event xD

[forginattorney]

Thanks! I'm sure I will! he's too lazy to catch them all.

Oh no I MISSED THE MURDER EVENT

[parkvoyeur]

's all cool raye i missed it too i was on hiatus XD TIMING THE TITLE WAS 2 MAYFIELD 2 HANDLE AND EVERYTHING

[forginattorney]

OH MY GOD THAT'S FLAWLESS

[parkvoyeur]

LET'S HOPE FOR MORE MURDER

phoenix might run into asuka btw she's trying to get gau to start a detective agency with her......for skirt thieves

[forginattorney]

AW YEAH, MORE MURDER

omfg that is perfect

[parkvoyeur]

tell your son to do it man, he's such a party pooper

[temperm]

NOT A PARTY POOPER FOR REFUSING TO SKIRT CHASE!!

[parkvoyeur]

it's not skirt chasing it's for the good of the people!!

[temperm]

Hello new father!!! DID SOMEONE SAY JUSTICE LETS TALK ABOUT JUSTICE

Welcome to the game! I'm Hugga and I play Phoenix's loud fluffy justice son aka Gau who will probably side with his father when they realize that they're living with two murderesses BUT THAT CAN COME LATER

[forginattorney]

YEAH I SAID JUSTICE, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT JUSTICE

Oh there's two murderesses, THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER (p.s. your murderer mother is your new justice-loving father's ex-girlfriend)

ALSO I GUESS I SHOULD'VE LINKED MY PLURK it is right here and you are free to add me if you want!

[temperm]

INDEED I DO FATHER

Oh just doesn't it!! It's ok, Gau has found that they are both quite good at faking sweetness soooooooo yeah he's totally fooled oops this is going to turn into Jerry Springer

I will add you as soon as I get back to a computer!! I'm at Huggawugga2! o7

[forginattorney]

DINNER TIME DISCUSSIONS ABOUT JUSTICE ARE A GO

Phoenix's entire life is Jerry Springer, HE ONCE DATED A SET OF TWINS AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT EVER KNOWING IT????

Okie dokie! :D

[temperm]

damn dad you get around without ever knowing it?????

Added!

[forginattorney]

right???? he's a hobo with game

sweet! :D

[stoutland]

Don't forget how she tried to kill him and then framed him for murder when killing him didn't work out. That's the best part. B)

[forginattorney]

aaaah, yes. thankfully, Phoenix is more or less indestructible. although he has awful taste in women, apparently.

[stoutland]

the best family B)

[forginattorney]

right? B)

[katonking]

SCREAMS

[forginattorney]

SCREAMS BACK

[medacium]

you get me as a daughter this time around too





....kind of.

[forginattorney]

he kind of gets you or you're a kind of daughter because

/unsure

[medacium]

fake!daughter that may or may not have totally killed people

[forginattorney]

... can

can he trade her in?

[medacium]

but why would you want to trade in this face

[forginattorney]

he prefers faces that don't murder people i think

[medacium]

no one will ever know she did if she has her way

[forginattorney]

scREAMS he doesn't want to live in this house anymore 8(

[medacium]

YOU JUST GOT HERE THO DAD

[forginattorney]

HE WANTS TO GO HOME NOW PLS

[wrightly]

DAAAAAAADDY

hi raye!!!! I'm maddie and I play this young magician here who will be v happy to see her daddy

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOU

[forginattorney]

DAUGHTEEEEER

hi Maddie! Phoenix will be just as happy to see her! now somebody can make sure she isn't gonna be murdered by his crazy ex-girlfriend!

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOU TOO

[wrightly]

his crazy ex-girlfriend seemed perfectly nice to trucy ok

but seriously she needs an actual parent, she's been skipping school here and everything

anyway!!! i'll add you to plurk if that's okay 8D

[forginattorney]

well trucy is about to be severely educated, don't trust strangers, especially ones that attract butterflies

omfg phoenix has graduated to 'actual parent' status

that's totally cool! 8D

[wrightly]

her other two daddies here are enjolras and grantaire from les mis

and then well zak gramarye.....

out of these, phoenix is the best actual parent by far!!

[forginattorney]

phoenix wright: qualified father

he'll probably just pull parenting out of his ass the way he pulls evidence out of his ass.

[prosecutory]

WRIGHT

...Edgeworth has absolutely no idea what to think of your life and your choices

[forginattorney]

EDGEWORTH

He has no idea what you're talking about, he makes great life choices.

[nagyka]

hello! i'm bea and i play quistis trepe from final fantasy viii and parker luciani from resident evil (axecellent)! quistis is pretty tight with edgeworth and best friends with ema (as well as the de facto leader of the law enforcement unit), so we are bound to cross paths at some point!

i can be found on aim @ instructor fourteen & plurk @ esuna! welcome to the game!

[forginattorney]

oh man, i love final fantasy viii :D it'll be super neat to play with a quistis! sounds like she's almost an honorary ace attorney. i totally look forward to playing with you!

i'll add you on plurk, if that's okay!

[nagyka]

no one should love ff8 it's awful!!! this is actually how i sell my canon/enable. i'm bad at it.

anyway, you're wrong!! you're honorary jrpgs!! why, she'll make a man out of edgeworth yet!! i mean, it might take a ten years later meme for it to happen, but she'll do it!

totally okay! assuming you don't mind hh, ff8, and resident evil talk.

[forginattorney]

lmao omg i do the same thing though. 'please watch/play/read this it's awful and you will hate it 8D!!!!'

how do you make a man out of somebody who whines when there's dirt on his shoes, please explain!!!!

i don't mind at all! you'll probably receive a lot of awful tv show and college talk in return!

[nagyka]

ah, it sounds like a fruitful relationship shall be borne of this union, then!!!

poorly, that's how. or maybe with a lot of xx and xx winkwonk

oh boy, sounds swell to me!! :')