AHAH.

[cancerousnubs]

HEY GUYS... Kim here. Kind of a late heads up I guess but work has been driving me ragged in the form of overtime and other variables that keep me from getting a good night's sleep and that's why tags have been nonexistent.

So I guess this is a belated hiatus/slowatus notice until the 20th at the latest. I also have a convention coming up the weekend of the 15th, so there's that!

That said: HELLO NEW MEMBERS AND HOMESTUCK/HETALIA CASTMATES I HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND TO PROPERLY GREET. COME INTO MY BOSOM, LET ME LOVE YOU. Or don't. We chill. I can chill. No restraining orders por favor. If you guys want to talk about potential plotting, hit me up at my AIM or Plurk, which you can ask for here if you don't know them. Provided I'm online, whoops.

Outstanding threads and tags will be tagged on Monday and possibly through Thursday. If you don't want to tag me back for any reason, don't worry about it. I understand, they are kind of old. orz

*****KARKAT'S WRIGGLING DAY IS THE 12TH. DO WE WANT TO BOTHER HIM FOR IT OR WHAT?*****

Comments

[nyandeshiko]

Pfff, take your time~ You gotta do what's best for you!

Also, do you really have to ask? Uhm, YES he needs to be bothered on his wriggling day. Duh. :3

[cancerousnubs]

Mimio might want to talk to him about the giant crab he brought home, huh?

[nyandeshiko]

Yeah, just maybe. What is this thing and why are you bringing home another mouth to feed

[cancerousnubs]

Don't worry about feeding it, mom-dad-robot-thing, he'll feed it the fish at the pet store 8Db

[goddamnironman]

take your time and have fun at your con!! c8

and what
dare i ask
is a wriggling day....

[cancerousnubs]

I plan on it!!

Why, it is the day he wriggled from his eggsac and slimed his way into his pathetic life! AKA troll lingo for "birthday" :3 He will be 15 years old whoa.

[goddamnironman]

tony will buy grandpa here a wheelchair jeez

[cancerousnubs]

he'll find a large accommodating hole to ram said gift right up, old fart tony. he's more than likely going to get a giant crab monster for his birthday though. that's good for the neighborhood right...

[hallucinating]

LFKMASKLDF oh my god YES JUST WHAT THE NEIGHBORHOOD NEEDS omg LKMFSDF i am excited for everyone's reactions to that ok 8| it'll be perfect

[chigi]

"GUYS MY AGGRO CRAB GUARDIAN IS KIND OF ON THE LOOSE. IF YOU DIE IT'S NOT MY FAULT, BECAUSE I'M WARNING YOU NOW HE IS KIND OF A TOUGH CUSTOMER."

Have roe cubes at the ready or be pinched mercilessly.

[avicide]

ughhh real life sucks TAKE CARE TAKE CARE we'll be around when you get back

ALSO HELLO I'M JADE A SPARKLY NEW CANONMATE feel free to add me on plurk at killkinds if you'd like!!

and yes please backdate something for wriggling day

[cancerousnubs]

thank you for your patience orz

AND HI NEW SHINY CANONMATE WE WILL HAVE FUN and I am (APPARENTLY RUSTY AT THE ART OF LINKAGE) HeartPocket at plurk and will be adding you shortly. ouo

just another day to lament his existence!!!

[avicide]

NO WORRIES rl > rp always

yessss good perfection happyto have you hullo hullo

dave can help him
hate himself.

8)

[cancerousnubs]

oh.

oh no.

He hates Dave WAY more than he could ever hate himself.

[vodouisant]

oh hey

:)

when you're around you and i will have to talk because i believe these two should be interacting all the time forever....

[cancerousnubs]

well duh he's only Karkat's biggest pain in the ass and simultaneous pale life partner. 8( he's wondered where Gamzee's been hiding!

[vodouisant]

Just arounnnnd you know, being a guide and junk, no big

[cancerousnubs]

when they meet face to face Karkat will make him change into something decent unless someone has already done that lskdjf

[vodouisant]

tbh i have no idea what he's wearing
i imagine that he found some kind of really obnoxious tie-dye shirt by now and wears that with his pajamatier pants and is just like "yes okay this is good enough"
but he definitely hasn't been told to change by anyone in his intro post SO IF YOU WANT TO HAVE KARKAT HELP HIM FIND SOME KIND OF OBNOXIOUS TIE-DYE SHIRT ON HIS FIRST DAY IN THE HEIGHTS.... that can be arranged....

also would you like gamzee to tell the community at large that it's karkat's wriggling day and that they should give him cakes and presents.
i can do that for you if you want. :o))))

[cancerousnubs]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WILL DO a mall run in which Karkat tries to find something DECENT and MODERN and instead gamzee wanders off to find TADAAA tye-dye shirts galore and proceeds to spend like all of his money on them and--- I'm getting carried away but YES something along those lines.

...ldksjdlfsf YES because Karkat wouldn't broadcast it. At most he might make a video warning people that he got a giant crab for his wriggling day and the fucker is on the loose but that's about it.

[vodouisant]

YES THAT SOUND SPRREETTY MUCH LIKE WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN

also i can do that for you hardcore i can have him be super gamzeeesque about it or something. just tell me when you'd want that shit up and i will do it :>

[catsoleum]

KARKATTTTTT.

hello, i'm annabelle and i'm here as rose. dare i ask if you'll be going to am2?

i'll be looking forward to his wriggling day post!!!! and i'm @hoodies on plurk if you would like to add me.

[cancerousnubs]

HIYA. Unfortunately, no, the convention I'm going to is called Anime Blues in Memphis. 8(

yes good because I am too! I added you on plork! <3 8>

[catsoleum]

its ok we can be con buddies far away

AND HOW DID YOU DO IT. i know it's a weird question to ask but my friend made my layout and took out the friends bar so i was like oh... how will people add me then sfjslf.

[cancerousnubs]

I WILL SEND YOU CON HI-FIVES FROM FAR AWAY

LMAO SLDKFJ IT TOOK SOME THINKING TBH. I clicked "Friends" up there next to "My Profile", and searched for your plurk username, and you were the first in the search list and it has an "add as friend" out beside it! I was gonna ask you how but then I figured it out. XD

[catsoleum]

YOU ARE THE SMARTEST.

i was like what is this witchcraft, but it was a pleased questionable moment. <3

[sweetasabell]

yes. because Sweetie Belle assumes they're friends she will want to wish him a happy birthday.

[cancerousnubs]

daw Sweetie ;u; he'll still be mean to her though, poor dear

[hortus]

CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY HELLS YEAH

[littlechick]

This is so late but I'm dumb and somehow missed this. OTL

You're South Italy's player right? o; I'm playing the younger of his two "daughters" it's nice to meet you! :)