+1 monkey

[uzu]

WADDUP HH,
this is jenn again, parting ways with the sports world to bring you -- no just kidding this dude is actually in charge of the athletic clubs back at the athletic clubs at honnouji academy. yes, clubS, yes, all of them.
his name is sanageyama uzu, and he'll be living at 1450, SORRY FAM. he's actually not a terrible person to live with or tolerate in general if you can stomach his shitty puns and kendo fixation. uzu behaves like an everyday shounen protag and i forgot where i was going with this. in his canon, he's part of the elite four, which is basically the government/enforcers of the school, which rules the entire city. it's a long story.

if you wanna plot anything or get in touch for any reason, feel free to PP me OR you can always add me over at gilboat! looking forward to hassling everyone with this nerd.

Comments

[paramountcy]

son

disappointing son

[uzu]

i understand your frustration

[paramountcy]

they're birds

why do they have titties

[uzu]

"The tits, chickadees, and titmice constitute Paridae, a large family of small passerine birds which occur in the northern hemisphere and Africa. Most were formerly classified in the genus Parus."

m'lady

[ledesir]

And this is how we get chicken nuggets

[uzu]

but what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[ledesir]

A monkey has arrived!

[uzu]

so a lesbian bear and a monkey walk into a bar

[ledesir]

A terrible punchline waiting to happen tbh

[uzu]

new age wizard of oz.....

[ledesir]

Let's hope nobody goes wandering into the woods with their little dog

[uzu]

why cus ull fuck it in the ass

[symphonise]

STUPID SHOUNEN SPORTS MONKEY

hello



let's get along

[paramountcy]

ask if uzu is coming to prom

[admiringly]

ask yourself

[uzu]

why dont you play rock paper scissors and figure out who should ask that way...

[symphonise]

does uzu want to come to prom

is the better question

[uzu]

SURE HE DOES...he can be a chaperon

[symphonise]

he better be dressed up nicely or nonon will kick him right back out

don't shame the klk girls... well, don't shame nonon or satsuki. uzu can shame ryuko all he wants.

[uzu]

JUST FOR THAT HES SHOWING UP IN HIS TRACK SUIT

[symphonise]

DON'T BE AN EMBARRASSMENT

DO YOU SEE HOW LOVELY NONON AND SATSUKI LOOK

it'd be very uzu to do so though

please do it

[uzu]

IM GONNA DO IT

[symphonise]

GOOD

PING ME WHEN YOU GET AROUND TO IT

because you should rest too

[uzu]

I'LL DO IT TONIGHT

[splasher]

hi

[uzu]

U AGAIN WITH YR FUCKIN HAMBURGER

[splasher]

[uzu]

STOP

[splasher]

[uzu]

EAT SHIT

[splasher]

lol

[setsup]

HEY DAD

[uzu]

HI BABY

[setsup]

Dad no that's embarrassing...

[uzu]

MY DEPRAVED SECONDBORN

[setsup]

DAD STOP....

[uzu]

I SEE...SO THIS IS THE REBELLIOUS PHASE

[setsup]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD

[symphonise]

use your setting prowess for good, kageyama

toss a volleyball at his tiny dick

[setsup]

But other dad probably won't allow volleyball in the house...

[symphonise]

you were tidying up and it was a slip of the hand

or a tiny pink girl said it was okay

gamagoori can't be home all the time.... neither can daichi...

[setsup]

He's gonna go with "tiny pink girl said it was okay" please get your boys in order Nonon...

[symphonise]

she'll take the blame gladly if it means uzu ends up in pain.

she's trying... why do you think volleyball was a suggestion...

[uzu]

UNCALLED FOR?