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[volcanic]

Hello hello! I'm Kelsey, here with another one of those personified country things: Iceland, who's the bb of the Nordic circlejerk family... type... unit.

He's shy and kind of weirdly tsun and can really be summed up with a string of geography puns?? Dohoho volcanic temper but no that was bad I'll spare you all the rest. Weh I am not that great at intros, but!! I am super excited to play here with you fabulous folk. (◡‿◡✿)

OH RIGHT - Iceland will be bumming around at house 1406 as a most likely horrible parent. And I'm reachable at rigndaga or PMs to this account if I'm needed.

Comments

[volcanic]

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW

Like the shark is poisonous before it's putrefied so it's like?? How did they figure this out. How did someone come to the conclusion that to make a shark unpoisonous you need to pee on it and then bury it for six months I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

But hey if Apollo is down with everything else they'll probably get along fine. FINALLY, someone who won't make fun of Iceland's food!!!

[kuritsun]

good lord that's so terrible. I don't even want to know how they figured that out lmfao iceland why...

and yeah Apollo eats a live rat within 10 minutes of his first appearance so actually most of Iceland's food will be a step up by virtue of being... dead... and cooked...

[volcanic]

This is going to be the Terrible Teenager house for a reason.

[beastlier]

it really really is sob. CAN ICELAND TAME THEM...

[volcanic]

He's not even going to try