Alice finished packing. Ever since Cyril, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Alice had been homo.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing farted her, all was hotly. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in a pub to become a gay butt.
Just then, there was a lesbian knock at the door. Alice opened it and stood there homoly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her finger.
When Alice came to, Cyril was holding her tongue and looking anime. "My love," Cyril said gayly, "I'm sorry for the yaoi shock. I've been shipwrecked on a gay island for the last ten years, living like slick lube sliding down their hearts. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my toe in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Alice could hardly believe her Cyril had returned. "I will always love you, toe or no toe. Besides, you can cover it up with a diploma."
They embraced animely and vowed to never be parted again.
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Alice finished packing. Ever since Cyril, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Alice had been homo.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing farted her, all was hotly. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in a pub to become a gay butt.
Just then, there was a lesbian knock at the door. Alice opened it and stood there homoly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her finger.
When Alice came to, Cyril was holding her tongue and looking anime. "My love," Cyril said gayly, "I'm sorry for the yaoi shock. I've been shipwrecked on a gay island for the last ten years, living like slick lube sliding down their hearts. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my toe in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Alice could hardly believe her Cyril had returned. "I will always love you, toe or no toe. Besides, you can cover it up with a diploma."
They embraced animely and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was gay.