+1 tram conductor

[stabber]

he's here

Hello, Holly Heights, it's Scarlett once more!! I'm not new meat, but this guy is. Before I get into that, however, I would like to announce that Natsumi Raimon went home recently, due to the fact I completely overestimated myself with her character. Sorry about that. At least she won't be here to be a buttface anymore? There's a silver lining to everything...

As for this dude, his name is Cyril. Well, no, that's actually not for sure... He's from a snazzy webcomic called Todd Allison and the Petunia Violet, and most of the fandom refers to him as Mr. Conductor. That's because he's a tram conductor! Well, during the day, but at night... ah, let's just say he's pretty used to murder, robbery, and blackmail. But it's cool! He's really friendly and likes people quite a lot! Or pretends to, at least. He's a really nice guy! Honest. He's just a bit self-centered, seriously.

Anyway, as I said, I'm Scarlett. My plurk is walpurgisnacht and my aim is teapotcannon. Cyril's in 1458, with Hitagi as his new baby girl aaaand at a later date hopefully a meguca, SO so I apologize profusely to members of Holly Heights, but your new neighbors are awful human beings and uh just don't pay attention when Cyril gives you a petname or hits on you you just encourage him. That's about it -- I'm looking forward to playing with everyone! I apologize again for this hideousness.

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[ex_ramune632]

let's write me/cyril

right here

right now

[stabber]

Butt Love

Alice finished packing. Ever since Cyril, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Alice had been homo.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing farted her, all was hotly. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in a pub to become a gay butt.

Just then, there was a lesbian knock at the door. Alice opened it and stood there homoly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her finger.

When Alice came to, Cyril was holding her tongue and looking anime. "My love," Cyril said gayly, "I'm sorry for the yaoi shock. I've been shipwrecked on a gay island for the last ten years, living like slick lube sliding down their hearts. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my toe in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Alice could hardly believe her Cyril had returned. "I will always love you, toe or no toe. Besides, you can cover it up with a diploma."

They embraced animely and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was gay.

[ex_ramune632]

i could never love someone sans toe

[stabber]

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