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[chatty_swan]

Hey! This is Kira (or Narva, if you already know too many Kiras) and I'm bringing to you an annoying idiot everyone's big bro! He will talk to you and you cannot run.



More seriously, this is Denmark from Hetalia, completing HH's Nordic group. Denmark is loud and happy and likes talking to people and is ridiculous and I have a really hard time describing him but here is his app and I also have a permissions post for him.

Also Denmark will live in 1414! With Ichinose and Shampoo, if I saw that correctly.

Also also I live in CET and thus have a weird schedule and you can reach me through plurk (whatisnarva) or aim (janteslaw).

Also also also he will probably be IC-introed in a joint post with Iceland, so look out for that!

Comments

[ex_husband711]

OH NO NOT YOU!!!! can i trade in this defected guy for someone else please?!?!

hello i am emi and i play your not as awesome bro ahaha this is gonna be fun. don't be jealous that nor, fin, and him got into a fight, ok. you missed out on all the fun.

[chatty_swan]

He's gonna punch Sweden for hurting Nor! actually just for having a lame face

though considering his point of time that might actually have to wait for a couple of days because he's just happy to see Sweden. Maybe. I'm kind of planning on having Denmark send totally anonymous junk and ridiculous hate mail and whatever stuff to Sweden's inbox. Totally anonymous. If you are okay with that that is.

Also you got Denmark for a reduced price so you can't return him!

Hi Emi great to meet you! This is my first time playing Denmark against a Sweden, so it will be an adventure but I hope for all the good things and this should be lots of fun.

[ex_husband711]

WELL he'll admit he pretty much deserved that punch, but hey, nor and fin took care of him pretty well...

that's totally fine with me! he'll admit he missed denmark, too, but that won't last for a long time... they'll be back to their slightly bickering and going to get drunk ways in no time. oh and sweden will be smug about owning an ikea here and having his feet on the ground.

NOOOOO darnit, shouldn't have shopped in the clearance section!

it is great to meet you, too! this is my first time playing sweden in a game so we're both new at this, haha. A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. but yes great thing will be had. B) and nor will finally not be moping!! everyone can be happy and we can do family bonding trips.

[chatty_swan]

Denmark will find a way to make fun of Sweden no matter what Sweden does, no worries.

SEE IT'S ALL SWEDEN'S FAULT

Best family. There should be all the Nordic meetings. Also Denmark will meddle in Sweden's and Finland's relationship before even having informed himself about anything that is going on, but who needs to know what is going on when you can mess with your bro anyway.

...Also I'd like to talk headcanon with you at some point, just things like how and when Sweden and Denmark met and what happened in 1520 and things like that. Or we can just figure it out if it comes up, whichever you want.

[ex_husband711]

that's very true. he'll happily do the same. :|b

IT IS He brought this upon himself. never again, ikea clearance.

they really are great!! i love the nordic family. i hope someday we can get the two micronations that will complete it fully. and oh gosh MEDDLE AWAY PLEASE we need this to be as awkward as possible and denmark can truly crank the awkward up. and so sweden has an excuse to step on his toes and hit him upside the head so he doesn't say anything to fin. (LIKE HE NEEDS AN EXCUSE, REALLY.)

oh man i am aaaalll about the headcanons. i'll add you to plurk! i'm arousal over there. i love doing headcanon stuff.

[chatty_swan]

Denmark will just be so confused by them, what are micronations and why are they there and what even

and then promptly tell them to call him uncle Den and start slipping them all the things that any good parent would keep them away from.

/added back!