WHAT IS THIS DREAM EVEN DEAR LORD

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sup guys. i'm emma and i'm bringing you this douchebag, arthur from inception, which surprises no one i guess. ha ha :| for those who don't know lol who hasn't seen inception cries he's a mind criminal, a killjoy, a bit of a doormat and he's capable of choking you to death with his bare hands if he has to. yup. hello.

his default expression is the (pokerface) and he's not likely to start a conversation at the grocery store with any of you. BUT DON'T LET THIS SCARE YOU AWAY, it doesn't mean i don't want to talk to/plot with you people, okay :c come to me! /reaches

on plurk i'm thanatophilia and i'm kings of pandas on aim, or tomhardyparty at y!m if you prefer that. i'm really looking forward to playing here!

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[gemidenied]

Hi Dad. :) :) :)

[sauna]

Hi there! c: Welcome to the party.

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HELLO SON (unsure)

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hi ;w; and thank you! i'm sure we'll all have a great time c:

[goddamnironman]

oooo my god c8 i'm excited to see him here i look forward to him not being amused with tony at all ever HA HA HAAAAAA

reaches back

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crying yes he'll also be married to natasha SO ....

i'm excited to see tony here okay hi neighbor you're the kind of person who'd just GET ON ARTHUR'S NERVES SO BAD so sadly you will probably not be invited to any dinners ever

/climbs on like a squirrel

[goddamnironman]

uhm excuse me ur wife is my coworker so i think that means i get to come over whenever :\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

makes a nest out of my hair for you yes good

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oh my god are you saying he'll have to like SIT THROUGH DINNERS WITH TONY STARK nope nope nope nope /takes extra hours at the office

hair nests are the best nests you are so thoughtful and kind

[goddamnironman]

LFMASDFMKSDF he'll be polite and only ask if she's a biter once ok he can behave

gosh i know right also i am adding you hello ouo crawls on your plurk

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okay whatever tony w h a t e v e r he will just not answer that question and change the subject like HOW DOES THE LASAGNA TASTE :|||||||||||| also you're kind of attractive when your mouth is closed so stay if you must

yes and yes please do add me i want to be best buddies hi mo_om squirreling down to go accept this friend request

[goddamnironman]

heh

heh

heh

eats lasagna erotically

NO LFMAO WHAT AM I DOING SCREAMS

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oh my god he's a married man anthony stark that's inappropriate as fuck also you're his wife's coworker

stop

stop

squirms in seat uncomfortably w e l p guilt boner

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? SCREAMING LOUDLY

[ex_fairydoctor_163]

Hey you! I'm Taylor and I totally just added you on plurk HOW GOES IT

[alldestiny]

is he really a douchebag like he looks like the picture of adorable fifties house husband.......... he's so cute he should not be scary.

anyway HELLO EMMA :D I'm Awbrey and it's nice to meet you and I look forward to harassing gaining cr with arthur also my capital letter usage is completely inconsistent at this hour so i am sorry for the lack of legibility in this comment

tl;dr SEEMS LIKE A COOL BRO seems like a cool bromun

OPENS ARMS.

[clearance]

(pokerface)

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hi! i added you back c:

SO EXCITED TO PLAY WITH YOU ALL GOSH (bah)

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sob yeah or well he's not so much a DOUCHEBAG as not chatty at all and lacking proper social skillz ... like what is talking to strangers :( his and natasha's life will be a scene taken right out of mr and mrs smith too so ha ha ... (unsure)

AWBREEEEEEY ;w; hi i've lurked on you in zo's plurks a few times IF YOU REMEMBER ... nice to meet you again and I'LL HARASS YOU RIGHT BACK i mean ... subtly ... because arthur is well arthur s-sob but still make grabby hands at cr with all the characters you're bringing to holly heights and gosh capital letters scare me as you've probably noticed also LMFAO PUNCTUATION so it's all good!

I KNOW YOU'RE A COOL BRO AND WE CAN BE BROS OKAY

RUNS TOWARDS AND EMBRACES TIGHTLY!!

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(P O K E R F A C E)

[alldestiny]

lmfao oh my god i love everything i cannot wait to stalk it all

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO CAN I ADD YOU ON PLURK WOULD THAT BE OK WITH YOU .............

sorry i'm not trying to scare you i'm just really excited. it's either caps or quivering like a chihuahua. i choose caps.

HOLDS SO TIGHTLY

CARESSES HAIR

that got creepy

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o well.

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YES PLEASE DO ADD ME ON PLURK .... i just added you because i'm eager to have you on my timeline ok /sends kisses

look it's impossible to scare me I AM SUPER EXCITED TOO we can be excited together and quiver like chihuahuas and omg what would i do without caps (tears) also sob what are proper sentences idk

FACEPLANTS ON CHEST no i mean um

NUZZLES HAND

look i just took the creepy prize come to me bb come to meeeee /reaches