WHAT IS THIS DREAM EVEN DEAR LORD

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sup guys. i'm emma and i'm bringing you this douchebag, arthur from inception, which surprises no one i guess. ha ha :| for those who don't know lol who hasn't seen inception cries he's a mind criminal, a killjoy, a bit of a doormat and he's capable of choking you to death with his bare hands if he has to. yup. hello.

his default expression is the (pokerface) and he's not likely to start a conversation at the grocery store with any of you. BUT DON'T LET THIS SCARE YOU AWAY, it doesn't mean i don't want to talk to/plot with you people, okay :c come to me! /reaches

on plurk i'm thanatophilia and i'm kings of pandas on aim, or tomhardyparty at y!m if you prefer that. i'm really looking forward to playing here!

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crying yes he'll also be married to natasha SO ....

i'm excited to see tony here okay hi neighbor you're the kind of person who'd just GET ON ARTHUR'S NERVES SO BAD so sadly you will probably not be invited to any dinners ever

/climbs on like a squirrel

[goddamnironman]

uhm excuse me ur wife is my coworker so i think that means i get to come over whenever :\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

makes a nest out of my hair for you yes good

[rig]

oh my god are you saying he'll have to like SIT THROUGH DINNERS WITH TONY STARK nope nope nope nope /takes extra hours at the office

hair nests are the best nests you are so thoughtful and kind

[goddamnironman]

LFMASDFMKSDF he'll be polite and only ask if she's a biter once ok he can behave

gosh i know right also i am adding you hello ouo crawls on your plurk

[rig]

okay whatever tony w h a t e v e r he will just not answer that question and change the subject like HOW DOES THE LASAGNA TASTE :|||||||||||| also you're kind of attractive when your mouth is closed so stay if you must

yes and yes please do add me i want to be best buddies hi mo_om squirreling down to go accept this friend request

[goddamnironman]

heh

heh

heh

eats lasagna erotically

NO LFMAO WHAT AM I DOING SCREAMS

[rig]

oh my god he's a married man anthony stark that's inappropriate as fuck also you're his wife's coworker

stop

stop

squirms in seat uncomfortably w e l p guilt boner

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? SCREAMING LOUDLY