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yoyoyo, what it do. i'm justin and i'll be your friendly (not-so-much) neighborhood dirk strider from the fandom almost everyone knows as homestuck. he's aloof and into just about everything so he should have one or two things to bond with all ya'll if you're lucky. i'm pretty excites about being here but i may be a little slow 'cause i'm still technically on vacation!! but i'll be home by thursday and i'll be grinding out the replies and threads and what not by then.

he'll be staying in 1431 with ro-lal (roxy lalonde, same fandom), fyi! hope to see everybody soon.

EDIT: oopsies, forgot to add my plurk. it's ~ollies for anyone that wants to add me! not active on it atm but i will be when i get home.

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hey ♥

get a room ya nerds
lest give you cholera with unmarked dog cookies again

you fuckin kiddin me

@ which part

@ you appearing like a wild suicune to lick us in the face when we had no idea you were even in this game

hello should i pull the masterball out to make sure you cant escape

dont waste your balls on me you only get so many
i think we all reserved/joined at the same time, julian was sort of nudging me to join this place + when i saw everyone else was rolling in..... #duh winning
where's kristen's fef though that's going to be a nightmare

if i can waste my masterball on a pokemon in the safari zone or something then i can waste it on you

but thats pretty cray tbh i thought you were dead literally and figuratively until you sprouted back into the online world

im on vacay with jasmine tho so how about you show your love and get on MSN

i'll even sign onto ebuddy or something

msn is scary what if i wanna do a kamikaze all of a sudden
u should be having fun with jasmine and not boTHERING WITH ME...kudasai

she's currently burnt to a crisp so we're just chilling

get on

tut...tut... http://www.soap.com/p/caladryl-anti-itch-lotion-54651?site=CA&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc_S&utm_term=JJ-739&utm_campaign=GoogleAW&CAWELAID=1323139758&utm_content=pla&adtype=pla&cagpspn=pla

GET ON IM WAITING

pls
leave me to die

im die

this is going to keep happening forever

jfc
the gods can not ignore us
the fate..
sleepover @ roxys
spoiler: no one sleeps

WHO WANTS TO GET PRAGHNANT

*i
fuck im turning into kristen
goodbye

but i

500% done
i haven't even been directly exposing myself to her and i'm developing her stutter
i truly understand what it was like at hiroshima now

omfg

btw justins on vacation w/ me
and we're sitting side by side getting our rp shit taken care of for the evening and we are all giddish at how fate rolls out

dirk mpreg baby confirmed for canon

i never say nething but i'm stalking u on plurk and tumblr so i know all about your slip n slide adventures or whATEVER YOU GOT SUNBURNT AT
i'm surprised ur doting on your rps but your multitask abilities have always been admirable +___+ i would be asleep 20/7

did he rly get mpreg tho

not!daddy

ecto-shenanigans!

right.

i'm annabelle, and i play rose. looking forward to this!!

right, sorry. was dealing with a particular roxy roleplayer physically harassing me. i am looking forward to it too! i was stalking your thread with your not!mom and you're a big ole sophisticated qt. let us have fun.

hahahaha. rose and dirk will get along well, i'm sure. u//u//u

ohhh man

what's up justin i'm jade and i'm playing your SORTA NOT REALLY bro. we're happy to have you here!

i'm sure you've gotten numerous comments about having the name jade whilst rping dave and i appreciate the irony in that more than you know

i'll be sure to bug you and have awkward meet-ups with each others role model that will prove to be both hilarious and said awkward

YEP it makes things incredibly confusing on plurk

awkward and hilarious and silently suffering heartbreak for dave which of course i'm all game for

feel free to contact me on plurk or aim under the name

killkinds! ♥

especially if you are an avid fan of davejade which if you are i am silently praying for you through this wall of text

(more of a dersecest fan m'self y'heard)

and if you don't have an icon of that dave headturn then i'm vowing to make you one so you can use it as dirk just coldly shrugs off dave

ps i added you

HAHAHAH i... ship everything almost?! davejade is cool but it's not my #1 or nothin

(i love dersecest so I HEAR 'AT)

SOBBING I... DON'T? I DON'T THINK

ps i added you just as you added me so it said you had accepted my friendship even though the friendship hadn't been fully extended yet i hope this remains the case because it would please me

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Edited 2012-07-09 00:35 (UTC)

FMKASDLGNKLSAJG BLESS YOU

i'm actually really happy his canon point is before that so i can just

rp that

all over again.

yeah my canon point for dirk was when he first saw jane/jake before all the death and hell so we can just have a glorious replay of that for all eternity

except we'll have a bromantic hug full of brolove or something

are you sure i'm not dreaming cuz

this is just too beautiful to be real

Sup, kid. |D By that I mean, hello! I play Emily, who also lives in 1431.

momma. hi! prepare for an awkward parent/son relationship as dirk has literally 0 experience with human contact, better yet those of a higher age.

I look forward to it! 8D

oh man i am always late to the parties u_u

hi!! we met sorta but still hello i'm fanny and i play aradia! looking forward to possible interactions with these dweebs

hope it's okay to add your plurk! mine is doubletap.

i already added you and junk but
hi

:o)

i'm kelly and i play gamzee here, as well as bruce banner!!! I'M PLEASED TO SEE YOU AND I'M EXCITED TO SEE THIS SHIT!!!

breathes deeply yes good yes

HI hello creepiness aside WELCOME i'm norr and i play this guy (tony) from iron man/mcu, fandral from thor and dr. crane from batman begins.

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