New Meat

[cosmompolitan]

Hey all! My name's Asher, and I'm totally new to Holly Heights. I'm bringing in this obviously classy lady from That Homestuck Thing, Mom Lalonde. She's kind of drunk and kind of ridiculous, but she's a sweet lady, I promise, and sharp as a tack. She'll be living at 1450 in a spouse slot, and she's looking forward to meeting her boys. And also reuniting with her actual children. I'm looking at you, Rose.

Because she is a Homestuck character, she does that corlored typieng thing, and mabye typos a lot ofrm being tdurnk, and maybe its kding of annoying? *Annoying. So feel free to opt out of that on her permissions entry, if you'd like. She'll be doing a lot of video/audio tags anyway, I'm sure.

I can be contacted on AIM at asherdashery and on Plurk also as asherdashery for all your plotting needs.

It's great to be here, and I'm really excited! I'll be IC intro-ing reasonably soon, I hope.

Comments

[catsoleum]

MOOOOOOOOOM

[cosmompolitan]

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[catsoleum]

im going to give you the worse mom/daughter feels

they will punch you

in the heart

[cosmompolitan]

No why would you do this to me ;_;

[catsoleum]

shes so not ok that you have two boys now

[cosmompolitan]

She already had two boys. Dave One and Dave Two. SO MANY BABIES THAT SHE HAS YET TO MEET AND SQUISH INTO OBLIVION.

[haught]

My favourite Homestuck lady!

Hello Asher, I am Lise (who is also completely new). I look forward to Mom Lalonde interactions with Raquelle oh so very much. She can even introduce her to the beautiful creation of a dry martini.

[cosmompolitan]

Oh my god. A Barbie character? Yes please. CR I never knew was possible. LET'S GET CRUNK.

[haught]

Opening a new frontier into the realms of roleplay! They can lounge around the pool being elegantly fabulous and frequently not understand how vacuuming really works.

[cosmompolitan]

Yes yes yes yes. But Mom TOTALLY knows how vacuums work, she is a SICIENTISSISIT!

[haught]

That is really the reason why she has her lovely vacuum on display in House of Lalonde. It is an homage to the mechanics of a machine doing most of the cleaning work in the upmost highest regard (after her own daughter, of course).

[shockingpink]

Hey Asher! Welcome to the game~

I'm Reine and I play Satoshi, Ittoki (areyouderpy), Nino (venusianfishes) and Seryou (masochistinlove). Pleasure to have you on board!

Also wow she lives two houses away from Satoshi.

[cosmompolitan]

Nice to meet you! I'm only casually familiar with a couple of your characters' canons, but they all look fantastic. There will be fun times. Satoshi can consider her a mystery, if he'd like.

[shockingpink]

No worries at all! Some recognition is always awesome. And he just might, depending on how it goes.

[snoring]

More Homestrucks! Hii Asher! Welcome to our little town.

and that pink shouldn't bother anybody. Sharpay's been doing that this entire time mmhm. SO I'M Jackie and I play Bruce Wayne here along with Steve Rogers (doyoufondue) and Juliet Starling (whatthedick) ~ all of which you're welcome to bother at any time with that fine lady.

Or I'll bother you at some point whatever works.

[cosmompolitan]

Both Bruce and Steve were on the list of people for Mom to hit on, so it's great to actually have, you know, permission for that, hahahaha XD

(Brb SHRIEKING, BRUCE WAYNE)

And Juliet looks like a cutie, Mom will love her, too.

[snoring]

LMAO HIT ON THEM.. omg steve would get all nervous and bruce would probably just go with it because that's part of his whole ~playboy~ facade. this will be hilarious.

YUP.

all the mom love.

[cosmompolitan]

Poor Steve, what a cutie.

Mom is going to love EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN. NOBODY GETS A CHOICE.

[glamandfame]

As long as she doesn't steal Sharpay's thunder for typing: Like this. During every single text message.

But heeeeey, Asher! Name's Mimi and I play Ciel Phantomhive and Sharpay Evans here~Even though I really know next to nothing about Homestuck, totally excited to throw my muses your way~

[cosmompolitan]

That is a really nice shade of pink and Mom wouldn't take that away from her for the world. You go, girl!

It's nice to meet you! Mom is eventually going to try to mother your grumpy little Victorianesque child and I'm excited to see how she gets on with Sharpay. High School Musical brings back some memories. XD And also I've heard great things about your Sharpay.

[afternoontea]

♥♥♥

I wish you tons of luck on the mothering skills towards Ciel. Boy rarely listens to his HH Family. ;; ♥♥♥ Yes, their interactions I'm looking SO forward too. C:

[aoyagi]

LMFAO YES?? Officially the best house.

HI ASHER! I'm Jess and I play this catboy who is now your son. Ahhhh I'm excited you've joined us!! 8)

[cosmompolitan]

Oh my god, you have no idea how excited I was when I saw she got Ritsuka as a child, LOOKIT HIS KITTY EARS

And then I went and looked at his wiki and I was like DDDDDDDDD: BABY NO

She will try very hard to be a good mom to you, poor little baby, oh god.

[aoyagi]

HAHA!! The kitty ears are actually gone since the lessor took them away, but first chance I get to get them back they are returning in glory ◡‿◡✿

JDshjh NEVER LOOK AT THE WIKI PAGE..!! It's way too depressing. But yes he has mommy issues so this should be so fun!

If you ever wanna plot or anything my plurk is dazzley <3

[cosmompolitan]

She will buy him kitty ears. I don't know how or why, but if I can make it happen, I will.

Adding you!

[motioned]

well hey there stranger

[cosmompolitan]

Well hmm you look kind of familiar. Where have I seen that duckie expression before???

(P.S. Gonna hit on your dad.)

[hortus]

hi asher, welcome to holly heights!!!!

i'm emilie and i play jaaaaade and i am so looking forward to cr! c:

welcome welcome welcome!

[cosmompolitan]

Hi, thank you! I love Jade, she is such a cute badass. We will have science lady CR, yes?

Also could you get her that fine Mr. Stark's number? Wink wink.

[rlynotarabbit]

Welcome to the game! :3

I'm Sonia and I have these guys:

Hokuto Umeda (tsunsei) || Hanazakari no Kimitachi E
Elliot March (rlynotarabbit) || Heart No Kuni No Alice
Ron Weasley (fromtheburrow) || Harry Potter
Akio Ohtori (kakumeikingu) || Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Ranma Saotome (rararanma) || Ranma 1/2

Uhhhh...I don't really know anything about homestuck, but hopefully we'll get the chance to play!

[cosmompolitan]

RANMA

Gosh, where would I be if I had never read Ranma 1/2.

It's nice to meet you, too! Pretty sure Mom won't make as many references to the complete bizarro mindbender that is Homestuck as other Homestuck characters would, so hopefully she's easy enough to play with.

Nice to meet you!

[avicide]

MOM

MOM

MOM MOM MOM

/DIVES INTO BED

[cosmompolitan]

DAVEY BABY

You've been playing nice with your sister, haven't you? Haaaaven't you?

[spidersintention]

WELCOME TO THE FREAK SHOW! I'm Holly and I play Alois Trancy (Kuroshitsuji), Akane Tendou (Ranma 1/2), and Sealand (Axis Powers Hetalia). It's nice to meet you! Oh yeah. I added you on Plurk. >>

[cosmompolitan]

SEALAND she is going to mom you. Mom you so hard.

Also AKANEEEEE man, it's so neat to see Ranma characters around. My tender youth.

Nice to meet you!

[uncutefiancee]

Hahaha! I'm looking forward to interacting with her with Sealand now.

And yes! I have a tendency to play characters from older series. ;.; Nice to meet you, too!

[devoue]

Welcome! I'm Kitty and this is the little league I play here in these parts:

Pierce Villiers ➨ pierce_villiers ➨ Clover no Kuni no Alice
Lotti Baskerville ➨ devoue ➨ Pandora Hearts
Shampoo ➨ tsuma ➨ Ranma ½
Benio/Kisshou ➨ kisshou ➨ ZONE-00
Natsuo Sagan ➨ natsuo ➨ LOVELESS

I hope you have fun X3 I don't know much about homestuck myself, but all the characters I see here are pretty fun *^*

[cosmompolitan]

ALL THE RANMA

It's nice to meet you! There is no Homestuck knowledge necessary to play with Mom; all you have to know is that she is drunk and also takes the "mom" deal way too far.

Looking forward to playing with you!

[cancerousnubs]

CASUALLY ADDS ON PLURK


why hello miss lalonde we meet at last

[cosmompolitan]

Hey cutie.

Sorry, Karkat, were you not ready for this sudden tsunami of maternal affection? TOO BAD. You are clearly an orphan puppy in need of all the coddling in the world, no wonder you're all growly and bitey, Momma loves you anyway.