New Meat

[cosmompolitan]

Hey all! My name's Asher, and I'm totally new to Holly Heights. I'm bringing in this obviously classy lady from That Homestuck Thing, Mom Lalonde. She's kind of drunk and kind of ridiculous, but she's a sweet lady, I promise, and sharp as a tack. She'll be living at 1450 in a spouse slot, and she's looking forward to meeting her boys. And also reuniting with her actual children. I'm looking at you, Rose.

Because she is a Homestuck character, she does that corlored typieng thing, and mabye typos a lot ofrm being tdurnk, and maybe its kding of annoying? *Annoying. So feel free to opt out of that on her permissions entry, if you'd like. She'll be doing a lot of video/audio tags anyway, I'm sure.

I can be contacted on AIM at asherdashery and on Plurk also as asherdashery for all your plotting needs.

It's great to be here, and I'm really excited! I'll be IC intro-ing reasonably soon, I hope.

Comments

[snoring]

More Homestrucks! Hii Asher! Welcome to our little town.

and that pink shouldn't bother anybody. Sharpay's been doing that this entire time mmhm. SO I'M Jackie and I play Bruce Wayne here along with Steve Rogers (doyoufondue) and Juliet Starling (whatthedick) ~ all of which you're welcome to bother at any time with that fine lady.

Or I'll bother you at some point whatever works.

[cosmompolitan]

Both Bruce and Steve were on the list of people for Mom to hit on, so it's great to actually have, you know, permission for that, hahahaha XD

(Brb SHRIEKING, BRUCE WAYNE)

And Juliet looks like a cutie, Mom will love her, too.

[snoring]

LMAO HIT ON THEM.. omg steve would get all nervous and bruce would probably just go with it because that's part of his whole ~playboy~ facade. this will be hilarious.

YUP.

all the mom love.

[cosmompolitan]

Poor Steve, what a cutie.

Mom is going to love EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN. NOBODY GETS A CHOICE.