LOUD INTRO

[hauntedhousewife]

Salutations, everyone! My name is J; I have brought unto suburbia two characters upon joining!

First is the ultimate spouse, Watanuki Kimihiro from xxxHoLiC, maid-housewife-cooking-cleaning extraordinaire, who will be living in 1407 along with his HUSBAND??? Jade Curtiss and lovely daughter Fuu Hououji. He's from before. Well. You know.

Second but no less loud is the future Hokage of Konoha, the number one maverick, Uzumaki Naruto! He is a child in house 1456, which, um, was not a part of his housing request, mods, okok. He wanted a cool dad, like Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne or other things! Two fairy-looking guys isn't gonna make up for one cool dad! B( The math doesn't work that way, dammit! No actually I'm thrilled this will be great.

Anyway, look out Holly Heights! You can contact me on AIM at Slave2Hitsuzen if you have any questions! ♥ Now, onward, to glory!

Comments

[commoncurtissy]

And don't whine, honey

[hauntedhousewife]

Don't worry about me, sweetheart.

[commoncurtissy]

Of course I need to worry about you. Who else would put up with your nagging, pooky.

[hauntedhousewife]

asdfjkl; Pooky--

I only do it because you're so infuriating, boogerbear.

[commoncurtissy]

[hauntedhousewife]

Sorry, your--



Was just calling it how he saw it. ♥

[commoncurtissy]

You see a teddy bear in me?

[hauntedhousewife]

Its Pooky. ♥

[commoncurtissy]

...I see.

Now that we have pet names established, make me a sandwich, muffin.

[hauntedhousewife]

...

FINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HUNGRY, cupcake.

[commoncurtissy]

Why, thank you very much, gumdrop.

I'll trust that you'll make me something with plenty of love.