LOUD INTRO

[hauntedhousewife]

Salutations, everyone! My name is J; I have brought unto suburbia two characters upon joining!

First is the ultimate spouse, Watanuki Kimihiro from xxxHoLiC, maid-housewife-cooking-cleaning extraordinaire, who will be living in 1407 along with his HUSBAND??? Jade Curtiss and lovely daughter Fuu Hououji. He's from before. Well. You know.

Second but no less loud is the future Hokage of Konoha, the number one maverick, Uzumaki Naruto! He is a child in house 1456, which, um, was not a part of his housing request, mods, okok. He wanted a cool dad, like Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne or other things! Two fairy-looking guys isn't gonna make up for one cool dad! B( The math doesn't work that way, dammit! No actually I'm thrilled this will be great.

Anyway, look out Holly Heights! You can contact me on AIM at Slave2Hitsuzen if you have any questions! ♥ Now, onward, to glory!

Comments

[commoncurtissy]

Beggars can't be choosers, Naruto.

[hauntedhousewife]

Don't be a bitch, dear.

[commoncurtissy]

And don't whine, honey

[hauntedhousewife]

Don't worry about me, sweetheart.

[commoncurtissy]

Of course I need to worry about you. Who else would put up with your nagging, pooky.

[hauntedhousewife]

asdfjkl; Pooky--

I only do it because you're so infuriating, boogerbear.

[commoncurtissy]

[hauntedhousewife]

Sorry, your--



Was just calling it how he saw it. ♥

[commoncurtissy]

You see a teddy bear in me?

[hauntedhousewife]

Its Pooky. ♥

[commoncurtissy]

...I see.

Now that we have pet names established, make me a sandwich, muffin.

[hauntedhousewife]

...

FINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HUNGRY, cupcake.

[commoncurtissy]

Why, thank you very much, gumdrop.

I'll trust that you'll make me something with plenty of love.

[afternoontea]

SCREAMING OVER WATANUKI. OMG. OMG. I am excited to see him aroundddddd. ♥♥♥

Either way hey J. C: My name's Mimi and I play an obnoxious brat named Ciel Phantomhive, and a sparkly pink diva named Sharpay Evans~! Tackling you with them both! Omg. C:

[hauntedhousewife]

Yaaaaay~ and hello Mimi! *u* I know a bit about Ciel from other games, and I know where Sharpay is from, but...

I will be excited to play with them both! Fancy tea times, Ciel, y/y?

[afternoontea]

That's totally fine. 10+ in my books~! C: Their personalities are pretty loud and clear and easy to read even without knowing any information on the series. So it's a-ok~! :D

:I Will complain every minute how it is not to his liking, like a tsundere, but secretly enjoy it.

[hauntedhousewife]

If the most well-traveled witch thinks he's the best cook, how can you deny its perfect flavor? YOU WILL UPSET HIM AND NEVER HAVE THE TEA AGAIN THEN ;n;

Yaaaaay! Yeah, they're pretty... special, hahaha.

[afternoontea]

Alright, alright :I But he won't comment on it much. If this is the best he can get without having Sebastian's cooking skills around it will suffice for the time being. Round 1 goes to Watanuki.

[hauntedhousewife]

Now to wonder who your parents are.....

[warrant]

FAIRY LOOKING DUDE

I'M SO OFFENDED

what isn't cool about two socially inept aliens better recognize blondie

that being said hi!! you already poked at garry over there so we're practically best friends now but again i am julian and it's nice to meet you!

[hauntedhousewife]

I just met you and this is crazy but this is their handle, so thread with me maybe--???

Hahaha, SORRY I'M JUST SAYING. ALIENS. WHAT. Hahaha, what kind of parents will you be to him.... ;u; I am legit excited.

...He's going to learn to drive, btw.

[warrant]

they'll be the greatest parents (read as: move out while you can) but it can't be too bad
right

lMAO NOOOO if he needs to hold anyone liable for damages i'm going to kindly point him in haru's direction

this will be great what a nice child
s2g if he doesn't teach everyone some ninja moves

[hauntedhousewife]

He will at least want his clone powers back...! How is he supposed to be able to turn into a pretty girl otherwise B(

Hahaha, he hopes they get a cute daughter or this place is going to be a sausage fest--

[warrant]

naruto pls if you get your jutsu back you're as much girl as this household needs :(

[dopplegangster]

Oh, believe me, he can be all girl for ya, tousan. ♥

[warrant]

this is 200% inappropriate young woman

[dopplegangster]

But 9001% sexy.

...Good luck with this one, hahaha. XD ♥

I think he might just bust into you guys house, HAHAHA I HOPE THAT IS OKAY--

[warrant]

oh yeah i think we're all going to need some luck to deal with this kid

gO FOR IT

[hauntedhousewife]

I WILL, AS SOON AS THE COMMUNITIES HAVE ALLOWED ME TO.

PREPARE YOURSELF.

[uchuujin]

HAHAHHA OH MY GOD. we'll be best friends, naruto! BEST BEST FRIENDS. and yeah we're not fairies we're aliens there's a huuuuuuuuge difference! be amazed by our alien powers!

i am emi and i play thsi alien dude and the country of sweden and i am so excited oh my god naruto...... your parents can't cook let alone parent at all gomen, gomen. LET'S HOPE THE NEXT KID IS RESPONSIBLE AND CAN CARE FOR THIS FAMILY OR THEY'RE SCREWED.

[dopplegangster]

Oh god this is going to be awesome SO AWESOME and hey, we'll just HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT OKOK.

...No one can cook HAHAHA OH GOD WE ARE SO SCREWED. /prays for someone who can

...BACK TO INSTANT RAMEN!!!!

[uchuujin]

it's going to be WONDERFUL. ♥♥ he'll want to be best best best friends. blonds gotta stick together.

they are it's gonna be so terribad. but hey, he might get pity food because people feed haru... and haru eats bugs sometimes so he... yeah....

INSTANT RAMEN IS GOOD A WONDERFUL STAPLE!

[dopplegangster]

Yes, lets be friiiiiennnnddssss

HAHAHAHAA, it'll be incredibad. /shot

OF COURSE. AND MILK. AND UM. CEREAL.

MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO GO ALL OUT ONE DAY AND MAKE BOXED MAC AND CHEESE; IF IT REQUIRED BOILED WATER AND NOODLES, NARUTO'D GOTCHA COVERED, TOUCHAMA. /thumbs up oh my god so many caps sobbing

[uchuujin]

the best of tomodachis. B)

yes, yes, yes it will be.

WHAT IS CEREAL??? MILK IS DELICIOUS THOUGH!!

omg yes teach him the wonders of mac and cheese haru does not know these delicacies! be prepared for questions as always... AND ALWAYS CAPSLOCK! and exclamation points. :|b

[snoring]

Hiii J. I'm Jackie~ I play Steve Rogers, Bruce Wayne, and Juliet Starling. WELCOME WELCOME.

poor naruto with his fairy dads.

[dopplegangster]

Heyyyy! Thanks for the welcome! 8D Its good to be here, I think I like this place already.

B( Your kids better be grateful, that's all I'm saying!

[snoring]

right they better be so grateful idk what those robins ever complain about bruce is the best dad ever okay

[dopplegangster]

we could have had something... ♥

[rlynotarabbit]

Ahaha, nice combo there! Welcome, I'm Sonia and I have these guys:

Hokuto Umeda (tsunsei) || Hanazakari no Kimitachi E
Elliot March (rlynotarabbit) || Heart No Kuni No Alice
Ron Weasley (fromtheburrow) || Harry Potter
Akio Ohtori (kakumeikingu) || Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Ranma Saotome (rararanma) || Ranma 1/2

I look forward to playing with either one of yours OR BOTH!! :3

[hauntedhousewife]

Thank you for the welcome!

*A* Wow, so many characters... ♥ Akio!!!! ♥

I hope we're able to play as well! 8D

[fromtheburrow]

Haha, I'm honestly surprised to see that so many people have been excited about Akio. |DD

[devoue]

slkdfjklsjdf OMG! HI! WATANUKI *^* And Naruto pfffff! ANYWAY! Hey! Hi! Kitty here, welcome and have fun, yeah? I play the following group:

Pierce Villiers ➨ pierce_villiers ➨ Clover no Kuni no Alice
Lotti Baskerville ➨ devoue ➨ Pandora Hearts
Shampoo ➨ tsuma ➨ Ranma ½
Benio/Kisshou ➨ kisshou ➨ ZONE-00
Natsuo Sagan ➨ natsuo ➨ LOVELESS

Look forward to begging Watanuki for food

[hauntedhousewife]

Hahaha, I don;t think I've ever gotten this much love form a comm for bringing in Watanuki, hahahaha. I hope I'm able to do him justice for you! 'u'

Wow, you have a lot of charateeerrsss I feel horrible since I only know Shampoo and Natsuo, hahaha. Look at me and my mainstream characters. 'u'

He will feed anyone who asks... as long as they're not rude.

[spidersintention]

OMG OMG Watanukiiiiii....I love him so much!!! And Naruto aifjhdaskhg.

I am Holly! I play Alois Trancy, Akane Tendou, and Sealand! Welcome to the party!

[hauntedhousewife]

Alll the Watanuki love, hahahhaa. ;u; Seriously guys, I've never felt this welcomed into a community before, pssssh. Watanuki is such an oddball. And of course, Naruto. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WAS THINKING, OTHER THAN ALL THE CRRRRR!!!

Nice to meet you, Holly! I'm sure you've heard the joke of HEE HEE HOLLY PLAYING AT HOLLY HEIGHTS thing a million times, so I'll spare you the--dammit!

[recognizeme]

Good! I'm glad you feel welcomed here! We're all super excited to see new people and more characters to love on! I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOUR CRRRRRRRRRR! /hoards CR to herself

Also, I haven't heard that as much as you'd think! Just once before, actually.