LOUD INTRO

[hauntedhousewife]

Salutations, everyone! My name is J; I have brought unto suburbia two characters upon joining!

First is the ultimate spouse, Watanuki Kimihiro from xxxHoLiC, maid-housewife-cooking-cleaning extraordinaire, who will be living in 1407 along with his HUSBAND??? Jade Curtiss and lovely daughter Fuu Hououji. He's from before. Well. You know.

Second but no less loud is the future Hokage of Konoha, the number one maverick, Uzumaki Naruto! He is a child in house 1456, which, um, was not a part of his housing request, mods, okok. He wanted a cool dad, like Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne or other things! Two fairy-looking guys isn't gonna make up for one cool dad! B( The math doesn't work that way, dammit! No actually I'm thrilled this will be great.

Anyway, look out Holly Heights! You can contact me on AIM at Slave2Hitsuzen if you have any questions! ♥ Now, onward, to glory!

Comments

[warrant]

FAIRY LOOKING DUDE

I'M SO OFFENDED

what isn't cool about two socially inept aliens better recognize blondie

that being said hi!! you already poked at garry over there so we're practically best friends now but again i am julian and it's nice to meet you!

[hauntedhousewife]

I just met you and this is crazy but this is their handle, so thread with me maybe--???

Hahaha, SORRY I'M JUST SAYING. ALIENS. WHAT. Hahaha, what kind of parents will you be to him.... ;u; I am legit excited.

...He's going to learn to drive, btw.

[warrant]

they'll be the greatest parents (read as: move out while you can) but it can't be too bad
right

lMAO NOOOO if he needs to hold anyone liable for damages i'm going to kindly point him in haru's direction

this will be great what a nice child
s2g if he doesn't teach everyone some ninja moves

[hauntedhousewife]

He will at least want his clone powers back...! How is he supposed to be able to turn into a pretty girl otherwise B(

Hahaha, he hopes they get a cute daughter or this place is going to be a sausage fest--

[warrant]

naruto pls if you get your jutsu back you're as much girl as this household needs :(

[dopplegangster]

Oh, believe me, he can be all girl for ya, tousan. ♥

[warrant]

this is 200% inappropriate young woman

[dopplegangster]

But 9001% sexy.

...Good luck with this one, hahaha. XD ♥

I think he might just bust into you guys house, HAHAHA I HOPE THAT IS OKAY--

[warrant]

oh yeah i think we're all going to need some luck to deal with this kid

gO FOR IT

[hauntedhousewife]

I WILL, AS SOON AS THE COMMUNITIES HAVE ALLOWED ME TO.

PREPARE YOURSELF.