LOUD INTRO

[hauntedhousewife]

Salutations, everyone! My name is J; I have brought unto suburbia two characters upon joining!

First is the ultimate spouse, Watanuki Kimihiro from xxxHoLiC, maid-housewife-cooking-cleaning extraordinaire, who will be living in 1407 along with his HUSBAND??? Jade Curtiss and lovely daughter Fuu Hououji. He's from before. Well. You know.

Second but no less loud is the future Hokage of Konoha, the number one maverick, Uzumaki Naruto! He is a child in house 1456, which, um, was not a part of his housing request, mods, okok. He wanted a cool dad, like Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne or other things! Two fairy-looking guys isn't gonna make up for one cool dad! B( The math doesn't work that way, dammit! No actually I'm thrilled this will be great.

Anyway, look out Holly Heights! You can contact me on AIM at Slave2Hitsuzen if you have any questions! ♥ Now, onward, to glory!

Comments

[uchuujin]

HAHAHHA OH MY GOD. we'll be best friends, naruto! BEST BEST FRIENDS. and yeah we're not fairies we're aliens there's a huuuuuuuuge difference! be amazed by our alien powers!

i am emi and i play thsi alien dude and the country of sweden and i am so excited oh my god naruto...... your parents can't cook let alone parent at all gomen, gomen. LET'S HOPE THE NEXT KID IS RESPONSIBLE AND CAN CARE FOR THIS FAMILY OR THEY'RE SCREWED.

[dopplegangster]

Oh god this is going to be awesome SO AWESOME and hey, we'll just HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT OKOK.

...No one can cook HAHAHA OH GOD WE ARE SO SCREWED. /prays for someone who can

...BACK TO INSTANT RAMEN!!!!

[uchuujin]

it's going to be WONDERFUL. ♥♥ he'll want to be best best best friends. blonds gotta stick together.

they are it's gonna be so terribad. but hey, he might get pity food because people feed haru... and haru eats bugs sometimes so he... yeah....

INSTANT RAMEN IS GOOD A WONDERFUL STAPLE!

[dopplegangster]

Yes, lets be friiiiiennnnddssss

HAHAHAHAA, it'll be incredibad. /shot

OF COURSE. AND MILK. AND UM. CEREAL.

MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO GO ALL OUT ONE DAY AND MAKE BOXED MAC AND CHEESE; IF IT REQUIRED BOILED WATER AND NOODLES, NARUTO'D GOTCHA COVERED, TOUCHAMA. /thumbs up oh my god so many caps sobbing

[uchuujin]

the best of tomodachis. B)

yes, yes, yes it will be.

WHAT IS CEREAL??? MILK IS DELICIOUS THOUGH!!

omg yes teach him the wonders of mac and cheese haru does not know these delicacies! be prepared for questions as always... AND ALWAYS CAPSLOCK! and exclamation points. :|b