Get in the car guys, it's fresh (legal) meat!

[prosecutory]

Hello, Holly Heights! I KNOW A BILLION OF YOU HERE BUT ANYWAY. I'm Auste (don't ask me how to pronounce it, sometimes even I'm not sure) and I'm 100% new to the scene, and I bring you this guy right here - 



Miles Edgeworth from the Ace Attorney series. He's a prosecutor so expect him to invade the courthouse and attempt to make tighter rules and impose ORDER. Um, not only that, he's a GENIUS prosecutor who's been at the job since he was 20, and has a way with logic and deduction that doesn't carry over at all to social skills. He is tsun on the outside and dere on the inside, a true gentleman unless you're a criminal or lying to him, and far more intimidating than he says he is in that screencap.

Edgeworth used to be a complete jerk but now he's just a jerk with a heart of gold who loves tea, chess, cravats, and kiddie samurai shows BUT THAT LAST ONE IS A SECRET. I'm taking him from his least jerk canon point, which is after Ace Attorney Investigations. 

Here, he can be found at 1438 with his wife, Alex Garcia, and his daughter, Rise Kujikawa. Congrats, gals. I hope you enjoy your new somewhat lineface-y and dense dad/husband figure.

I can be reached at Plurk (auste) or over AIM (truthstealer) but you can also PM this journal to catch me. Looking forward to shenanigans!

Comments

[analyzing]

....dad, that cravat is so passé.

[prosecutory]

Cravats are timeless, daughter.

[analyzing]

If you want to be old-fashioned, dad, bowties are enough.

[prosecutory]

I'm not trying to be old-fashioned. Like I said, I'm presenting a timeless look.

[analyzing]

Old-fashioned.

[prosecutory]

At least I am as presentable as any gentleman should be.

[analyzing]

Well.

....

Yes, it's true, Edgeworth is a snazzy dresser when the occasion calls.

[prosecutory]

That he is. He and Rise can flaunt their swag together.

[concealings]

AUSTE AUSTE AUUUUUUUUUSTE









this is jan by the way

[prosecutory]

HI JAN HI JAN HIIIIII

/SQUEEZES

[concealings]

/SQUEEZES BACK

[prosecutory]

YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF MEEEEEEEE

[concealings]

WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO BE

[tsunsei]

Hello, hi, welcome to the game! :3

I'm Sonia and I have the following:

Hokuto Umeda here from HanaKimi and Elliot March (srslynotarabbit) from Heart No Kuni!

I hope we get lots of chances to play!

[prosecutory]

Hi, Sonia, and thank you! I also look forward to shenanigans with you, yes!

[healingcircle]

hello auste!!! this is amm ahhh i'm so glad i need more of you in my inbox :>

welcome to hh! i play cheria barnes from tales of graces here and i look forward to playing with you as always!

[prosecutory]

'SUP AMM hahahaha hi you can't run away from me.

They can be pink/red together amirite?

[healingcircle]

they totally can B) and she is friends with his new daughter so...!!

[composure]

auste 8)

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8)))))))))

[prosecutory]

'SUP.

no littering your cigarette butts all over the premises though

[composure]

too late he already did—

no i'm joking he throws them in trash cans and ashtrays HE'S A MODEL CITIZEN

[prosecutory]

HE BETTER BE at least when Edgeworth is looking

[composure]

he may be a gang member but he's not uncouth like them!!

[prosecutory]

In that case let's be classybros.

[composure]

why not he needs more classybros—

but can edgeworth stand his kansaiben

also hi auste i am staring at this paper and not doing anything

[prosecutory]

DO YOUR PAPER YOU CAN DO IT -

Ughhhh I have to go back to studying in a while, myself.