+9,000 douche points.

[crowing]

Whoa. Whoooooooa. What do you think you're doing? Are you trying to scroll past me? No way, no way! That's the kind of offence the great and all powerful emperor of the universe wouldn't dare let slide!

Hey!

Stop trying to scroll! No one gave you permission to do that, ya butt-hump! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Stop it! You're scrolling too fast! I'm starting to feel dizzy. Urghh, wait. I'm gonna hurl—!

HOLD UP!

Shit, does a guy really gotta fake vomiting to catch your attention? What's the matter with you? Ya deaf or something or just stupid? When a king commands you to do something, ya better learn to listen unless you want to face his ultimate wrath! Where the fuck is Akito and Kazu? I need someone to make terrified noises in the background. Shit! A'ight, now listen up because I ain't got the time to tell you peasants twice. I'm Minami Ikki, the great fucking—

Oh. Oh shit. This isn't the IC network comm, now is it? Uh, no. Definitely not. These don't look like posts that go on a network comm. I guess I took a wrong turn somewhere!

Anyway, without any further ado—! My name is Kimmeh! and yes, that exclamation mark is definitely complimentary! In more ways than one! It's totally optional and I, by no means, expect anyone else to stylise my name just because I'm fond of doing so! Instead, I'd much rather greet you warmly and kiss you on the temple because I've arrived. This is it! I have made it to the great land of Holly Heights!

With me comes Itsuki Minami from Air Gear! He's a gigantic fucking bastard crow who only cares about roller-blading and you will love him. Or maybe not. I'm just going to pretend you'll love him anyway. Although he's coming in from a shitty canon point so he's gonna be a little bummed at first. He's going to be living at House 1468 with Finland (sauna), Sweden (husband) and Kazu (inline)! Uh, with Finland and Sweden as the parents and Kazu as the sibling. Good lord, I apologise to both players of Ikki's parents ahead of time.



I look forward to playing here and thank you guys for having me! You can always reach me right on plurk (kimmeh) or by any other means.

Comments

[hoasen]

(SHHHH IT'S SAGA HERE, LET ME JUST QUIETLY FREAK OUT OVER HERE).

NGL i wish I had time to be in AG cast right now but I'm so happy that you both are here ahaskdjlas.

[crowing]

Saaaggaaa, baby. ♥

All that matters is that we've found each other again. We can worry about bullying you into playing Emily again later. I'm really happy to be in a game with you again!

[hoasen]

/NEVER LETS GO.

it's true, I'm gonna pounce the crap out of your post, and now I saw how epic the AG cast is gonna be, I'm really excited! (I welcome all bullying, come at me haha)

[itinerare]

/barrel rolls into you

.... I never asked what your canon point was, omg slkjawd

[crowing]

/lovingly falls against.

It's the same canon point we talked about before! He's from right after finding out Sora betrayed him but before Spitfire named him "Storm King".

replying with this journal because i can easily spell it

[skypsalms]

/pets tenderly

....oh. :( that is a fun canon point to come from....

[inline]

/scrolls.

[crowing]

/punches!!

[ineuphony]

ignores

[crowing]

Noooo, nooo, nooo!

Maakaaaaaa. Come baaaaaaaaaaack.

[ineuphony]

u so loud tho

[unended]

hello Kimmeh♥

[crowing]

JOYCE. ♥♥♥

[unended]

hiiii I don't have any icons appropriate for expressing my level of excitement on this account orz

[ex_husband711]

Oh, god. Just... just don't wreck the house!!! :'( This is going to be something special. But anyway hello!! I am Papa of the house aka Emi and I play this country-dude and Haru from Tsuritama. Welcome!! It's nice to meet you and I hope we have crazy shenanigans. B)

[crowing]

Papa! ♥ So, does this mean that Finland is the mum? Or Papa #2?

It's nice to meet you, Emi! I'm super ready to make Sweden's life really really hard. I can't wait for us to start threading.

And I adoooooore Tsuritama, Haru especially.

[ex_husband711]

Obviously Mama. Obviously. (He'll probably deny it but DON'T LISTEN!!)

I look forward to it. I'm sure Den will like him...... :'( Sigh. Get beer from him, you're not getting any no this end unless you steal it. Yes, me too!! It's just in time for birthday celebrations. So there'll be cake and party hats.

Ahhhh I'm so glad!!! More Tsuritama fans, yes. uvu

[fantasynature]

We don't need any stupid crows here. All they do is flap around, get naked and poop everywhere. And they seem to really hate cages.

Jk. This is Ashley. You know, flytoohigh. Anyways, welcome!

[crowing]

Oh my gosh, we're finally a game together. Does that mean you're gonna make good on that offer you made to me twenty years ago and app Ringo?

But hiiiii! I'm glad to see you again, Ashley!

[fantasynature]

AAhh! Not cool, remembering something from so long ago!! And here I was really thinking of playing Tsubaki from Soul Eater to control yet another rambunctious teenager.

Plus, I'm totally no where near as good at playing her as your last Ringo!

[ex_unite974]

oh no

i'm

LAUGHING..................................

[crowing]

uh oh, you better not!

[ex_unite974]

no one can be funnier than i!!
that is, as we say in the earldom of lemongrab,

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEE!

[sauna]

DON'T LISTEN TO EMI fin is papa #2 since this is an egalitarian relationship. welcome to the sweden-finland house, where you have to put up with your new parents being gross and lovey dovey!

[crowing]

I hope you guys will enjoy both Ikki and Kazu standing on the sidelines going "gaaaay". ♥

But nah, Sweden already sealed it. Finland is Mama!