crowing: (i know they've been asking for a crow。)
南 樹 ・ 「イッキ」 ([personal profile] crowing) wrote in [community profile] poolside2013-06-06 04:21 am
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+9,000 douche points.

Whoa. Whoooooooa. What do you think you're doing? Are you trying to scroll past me? No way, no way! That's the kind of offence the great and all powerful emperor of the universe wouldn't dare let slide!

Hey!

Stop trying to scroll! No one gave you permission to do that, ya butt-hump! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Stop it! You're scrolling too fast! I'm starting to feel dizzy. Urghh, wait. I'm gonna hurl—!

HOLD UP!


Shit, does a guy really gotta fake vomiting to catch your attention? What's the matter with you? Ya deaf or something or just stupid? When a king commands you to do something, ya better learn to listen unless you want to face his ultimate wrath! Where the fuck is Akito and Kazu? I need someone to make terrified noises in the background. Shit! A'ight, now listen up because I ain't got the time to tell you peasants twice. I'm Minami Ikki, the great fucking—

Oh. Oh shit. This isn't the IC network comm, now is it? Uh, no. Definitely not. These don't look like posts that go on a network comm. I guess I took a wrong turn somewhere!

Anyway, without any further ado—! My name is Kimmeh! and yes, that exclamation mark is definitely complimentary! In more ways than one! It's totally optional and I, by no means, expect anyone else to stylise my name just because I'm fond of doing so! Instead, I'd much rather greet you warmly and kiss you on the temple because I've arrived. This is it! I have made it to the great land of Holly Heights!

With me comes Itsuki Minami from Air Gear! He's a gigantic fucking bastard crow who only cares about roller-blading and you will love him. Or maybe not. I'm just going to pretend you'll love him anyway. Although he's coming in from a shitty canon point so he's gonna be a little bummed at first. He's going to be living at House 1468 with Finland ([personal profile] sauna), Sweden ([personal profile] husband) and Kazu ([personal profile] inline)! Uh, with Finland and Sweden as the parents and Kazu as the sibling. Good lord, I apologise to both players of Ikki's parents ahead of time.



I look forward to playing here and thank you guys for having me! You can always reach me right on plurk ([plurk.com profile] kimmeh) or by any other means.

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2013-06-06 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, god. Just... just don't wreck the house!!! :'( This is going to be something special. But anyway hello!! I am Papa of the house aka Emi and I play this country-dude and Haru from Tsuritama. Welcome!! It's nice to meet you and I hope we have crazy shenanigans. B)

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2013-06-06 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously Mama. Obviously. (He'll probably deny it but DON'T LISTEN!!)

I look forward to it. I'm sure Den will like him...... :'( Sigh. Get beer from him, you're not getting any no this end unless you steal it. Yes, me too!! It's just in time for birthday celebrations. So there'll be cake and party hats.

Ahhhh I'm so glad!!! More Tsuritama fans, yes. uvu

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2013-06-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Perfection. One not-son at a time. :'|

Awwww yiss, double the cake!!!

I don't mind! I'm [plurk.com profile] arousal!!