+1 angry viking

[karlsefni]

HI IT'S CHIZU AGAIN (yayoi nakayama commonplaced) bringing in.. this.. angry viking.......

his name is thorfinn. he hates you and hasn't even met you.

HE'LL BE STAYING WITH DENMARK & ALEX BENEDETTO. i'm sorry to you two in advance.

as always, you can find me on bioluminescence or impartial nonhuman on AIM! i hope to have plenty of fun with you all!

Comments

[streetvalue]

sdklfs FINALLY SOME NEW HOUSEMATES

HIIII

[karlsefni]

you say that like thorfinn being in your house is a good thing

like it will not result in some major havoc and things being broken

HELLOOOO :D

[streetvalue]

Alex is more than used to havoc and destruction.

Perhaps she will have a panic attack for the first time in HH and Thorfinn can witness that firsthand!! family fun

[karlsefni]

well she can have her panic attack >>>> over there and thorfinn will be over here <<<<<

[nomoreheroes]

don't worry grumpy viking she di'nt ask for your help

she's a tough lady

[streetvalue]

sfdlsfkl SORRY

THAT IS obviously still me im sorry.........

[karlsefni]

that icon made me laugh and now i can't stop laughing

[streetvalue]

ddalkdsaldklsalkdakdl

i'm sorry, god. i need to check what i'm logged in as before pressing enter

[karlsefni]

no it's okay it's really funny

[boobytrapped]

YOUR SOCKS ARE MINE...! and now I am demanding threads, Miss Sir Pancake-Lion!

/random icons out

[karlsefni]

OH NO MY SOCKS D: except do vikings wear socks

do vikings even bother with undergarments

this is a really concerning question.

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE >8D maybe a post tonight. maybe tomorrow. who knows.

/also does i'm sorry if the sex icons show up

[boobytrapped]

it's okay, I am now imagining Tokage as the Thing that always steals one sock out of your washing machine...so many concerning things

but he'd agree with going commando, person, be free...!

I AM ON HIAT FOR A WEEK but we will think of something~

come onnnnn let's be hideous

[karlsefni]

tokage why are you a troll are you going to steal all the left socks D:

NO I PROBABLY HAVE WEIRD FUR THINGS yay wea..ther...

indeed!! *^* i will gently stab touch tokage with viking and maybe stab somehowwww. you may not be able to witness him throwing himself at the fence over and over again but maybe you'll see him stabbing a pack of meat dead at the supermarket and hissing at everyone. this is my meat i hunted it!!!

you say that like i am not hideous 24/7

[boobytrapped]

yes but maybe he has a reason!! or gets a redemption arc for his sock-stealing days at least.

......DO THEY STILL MOVE A H H

it's okay, we're used to being touch-stabbed and not dying! WE ARE PROS are you testing us come on test us at least he 'remembers' the world a bit younger than it is today, idiot-viking

sjkfjdsklfslfkjldsfjslf AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT HISS BACK

that icon makes him look like KHR!Dino

[karlsefni]

is it because all left socks are possessed by demonic things that need to be purified with fire and salt, and you're a demon sock hunter looking for your long lost mentor turned demon to do what you failed years ago and kill him??? or is it because there's a special key somewhere in one of these socks that will grant you a wish but it could be any left sock so you're stealing the left socks to find that one sock? or maybe you went through a traumatic experience involving socks and laundry detergent so now you rescue socks from dangerous(-desu) people and have your own sock orphanage??

I
THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE AWFUL TO SEE TBH I'M JUST NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THORFINN'S SCHLONG THIS IS A G RATED GAME!!!!

uhm i am not an idiot i am perfectly IN TOUCH WITH THE WORLD [breaks his phone and every phone that starts ringing alarms] i will kill u

it does doesn't it. he would be such an awful mafia don tho dino is way 100% better

[thymesia]

if u hurt my woman

i hurt u

[karlsefni]

if u don't want ur woman 2b hurt

get her out of this house

[thymesia]

I CAN'T

[karlsefni]

SUX 2B U

[volcanic]

HELLO

To my shame I have not read Vinland Saga yet but I am excited all the same!!!

[karlsefni]

you should, i'm icelandic (this is important somehow)

[volcanic]

that just proves it's a really good series, right?? /chinhands

[karlsefni]

obviously!! and the icelandic ones(&related family) are the best characters.

[volcanic]

well duh, that's just a given

[karlsefni]

indeed

[volcanic]

aaa yes, but gosh, can I add you on plurk?

[karlsefni]

yes always /collects the hetalias

[badbreak]

I AM EXTREMELY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

[knifethrown]

AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

wrong account but it's still me

[badbreak]

I AM ALSO EXTREMELY EXCITED THAT YOU KNOW DOGS

EVERYTHING IS EXCITING

[karlsefni]

IT IS DEFINITELY A THING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT I SUPPOSE

EVERYTHING INDEED IS EXCITING KYAA KYAA

[inaudibly]

Seconding what Jade said, if you mess with Alex there will be blood.

BUT NO can I just say that Thorfinn has a really cute grumpy face?? It's rude.

[karlsefni]

fuck that, if she messes with me there will be blood anyway

EXCUSE YOU HE IS THE MOST UNCUTE THING IN EXISTENCE no that's a lie he's really cute and he's the rudest