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[diononychus]

Yello, Holly Heights. I'm Char and to you, today, I bring this, Diego Brando from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, part 7: Steel Ball Run.

Steel Ball Run is about an alternate universe, in 1890, where a bunch of people with music-related names participate in a horse race, the Steel Ball Run, (though one guy runs) to win a bunch of money, except they're secretly actually collecting the corpse parts of a Saint who may or may not be Jesus Christ himself. Also, these corpse parts give them super powers.

Long story short, Diego's part in this is a genius horse jockey, taking a sad, unfortunate backstory to become Batman a prideful, ruthless competitor, who sometimes isn't so bad, but those times are few and far between. He plots to get himself ahead in whatever way he can and enjoys the finer things in life, all the while keeping a cultured and 'classy' demeanor.

He'll be the new man of the house in #1480, with Reki, Kanji, and Minako. I apologize in advance, Diego's a bit new to this modern world. Please hold as he discovers Starbucks.

You can contact me via aim (kickhopping) or grab me at aibou and you have no idea HOW UTTERLY EXCITED I AM TO BE HERE omg you guys.

Comments

[hamon]

DIEGO I THINK YOU'LL BE IN FOR A SURPRISE MY FRIEND

[diononychus]

"THIS IS NOT THE

JOJOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS LOOKING FOR"

DIEGO WILL PROBABLY STILL HARASS HIM ON PRINCIPLE NEGL

[hamon]

GDIT DIEGO. DON'T MAKE HIM PUNCH YOU OFF THE SECOND FLOOR.



ALSO I AM REALLY EXCITED IF YOU COULDN'T TELL BY THE ALL CAPS. wheeze.

[diononychus]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS BEEFY WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

just imagine diego leaving mean messages on his phone

I AM TOO HOLY COW JUST YES? kicking legs I can't waiiiiiit

[hamon]

WORK OUT MORE NOT-DIO!!

oh my god - diego plz what will your cousin dora say

YESSSSS I will just be floating around for your intro post >8|b

[ladyfascination]

also their hilarious height difference

[hamon]

not to mention the size of their biceps

[ladyfascination]

he's so itty bitty. beating him now will just feel anticlimatic.

[hamon]

it's unfortunate really.


but I have seen Jonathan beat up crawling Johnny and that was pretty hard to watch.

[ladyfascination]

I felt bad about beating up Johnny in ASB

but then that asshole autocombo'd me and then love was over