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[diononychus]

Yello, Holly Heights. I'm Char and to you, today, I bring this, Diego Brando from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, part 7: Steel Ball Run.

Steel Ball Run is about an alternate universe, in 1890, where a bunch of people with music-related names participate in a horse race, the Steel Ball Run, (though one guy runs) to win a bunch of money, except they're secretly actually collecting the corpse parts of a Saint who may or may not be Jesus Christ himself. Also, these corpse parts give them super powers.

Long story short, Diego's part in this is a genius horse jockey, taking a sad, unfortunate backstory to become Batman a prideful, ruthless competitor, who sometimes isn't so bad, but those times are few and far between. He plots to get himself ahead in whatever way he can and enjoys the finer things in life, all the while keeping a cultured and 'classy' demeanor.

He'll be the new man of the house in #1480, with Reki, Kanji, and Minako. I apologize in advance, Diego's a bit new to this modern world. Please hold as he discovers Starbucks.

You can contact me via aim (kickhopping) or grab me at aibou and you have no idea HOW UTTERLY EXCITED I AM TO BE HERE omg you guys.

Comments

[ladyfascination]

Sweet, a Diego in Holly Heights!

but never a Diego in All Star Battle

[diononychus]

why would you do this thing to me jam

why

EVEN THE DOG GOT IN

[ladyfascination]

narancialaughing.gif

[diononychus]

i also literally just plurked about this thing

so gj

[watchwolf]

suffering is the traditional greeting of jojo fans.

natgeo did a special on it and everything.

[diononychus]

the suffering never gets old

just like caesar

[watchwolf]

low blow

[diononychus]

i try, i try

[ladyfascination]

REAL TALK I am happy that Koyasu is confirmed to be voicing Diego as well, even if I couldn't tell at first. I'm glad someone told me not to scroll through the Part 7 ending in Story Mode, otherwise I would have missed hearing it. The fact that he can make all three different Dios sound distinct is pretty amazing.

[diononychus]

OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS i need to find clips or something of that online (no ps3 atm so i haven't imported asb) I'M GONNA CRY MY EYES OUT

Koyasu is my hero (lamia let my heart be still)

and i'm assuming you heard they're gonna rebroadcast parts 1 & 2, and the implication therein is that part 3 will follow after that's done

[ladyfascination]

YEP the voiced segment covers the Alternate Diego summoning his version of The World and whatnot, and while it was difficult to tell at first, it became clear as he went on that it was Koyasu voicing him, and in a way distinctly different from how he voices PBDio and SCDio, which are even distinctly different from one another as well.

If David Production does part 3, I'll be more than happy, BUT from what I understand, they lost a lot of potential budget for it on Hyperdimension Neptunia (really, guys, did you seriously expect an obscure fanservice anime to make any money) so the rebroadcast will hopefully drive up DVD/Bluray sales and THEN we can have Stardust Crusaders.

[diononychus]

aaaaa DBFAU you horrible person you (I love the vast differences between every single version of dio, even down to diego and audiego) and yeah, it makes a lot of sense that they sound distinctly different.

(sobbing though HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA IS SO COOL THO never forget dreamcast, never forget)

ALSO by the looks of it, since Kamen Rider Gaim is covered (though i'm not sure about the next sentai season) but AoT will be wrapping up around then, too, so Kobayashi will be (HOPEFULLY) free to do part 3

[ladyfascination]

man it is

a good time to be a jojo fan right about now

[diononychus]

idk i'm pretty half and half on that

[ladyfascination]

clap your hands

if you believe in Diego Brando

[ladyfascination]

NO BUT REAL TALK

there are a number of Very Important characters that have yet to show up in ASB in any way (as menu characters or campaign assists) that give us a clue that they will be DLC. Diego, Lisa Lisa, Hot Pants, Trish, Risotto, Vanilla Ice, and a few others come to mind as being largely missing from the game so far.

[diononychus]

im gonna die if vanilla is in there im just gonna die

Yeah it seems like some casts have like. a huge amount of the characters that are supposed to be there?/that you would think would be there but then others don't, so. I've not had a look at the roster screen either, but those can always shoot up in huge ways in games

but then that will get rid of my favorite fandom joke that is WHERE IN ASB IS DIEGO

dead-eye stare at tekken tag 2 and Blazblue CS

[ladyfascination]

There's enough space for an additional 18 character slots, last I glanced, with five of those already confirmed being taken (BowieKira, Fatty, Iggy, Fugo, and Baoh). We can generally assume if a character is a menu guide or shows up as an assist in Campaign Mode, they probably won't be playable (but then people are reporting that Akira shows up to assist in Campaign in spite of being playable), so that cuts a few options (pretty disappointed that Dire, Stroheim, Ringo, and Ghiaccio aren't gonna be playable) but like I said, a whole bunch of people that are otherwise big names haven't shown up in any fashion yet.

[mosaicstones]

Reki will fear the day he decides to drive the car...

[diononychus]

if he doesn't just insist on being driven around like a celebrity

[mosaicstones]

At least Reki likes to drive.^^

[diononychus]

Oh, good. He'll also likely control the radio and the AC once he figures that mess out, too. :>>

[mosaicstones]

Hope he likes having his hands slapped at for messing with the radio. Driver gets music rights~

[hamon]

DIEGO I THINK YOU'LL BE IN FOR A SURPRISE MY FRIEND

[diononychus]

"THIS IS NOT THE

JOJOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS LOOKING FOR"

DIEGO WILL PROBABLY STILL HARASS HIM ON PRINCIPLE NEGL

[hamon]

GDIT DIEGO. DON'T MAKE HIM PUNCH YOU OFF THE SECOND FLOOR.



ALSO I AM REALLY EXCITED IF YOU COULDN'T TELL BY THE ALL CAPS. wheeze.

[diononychus]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS BEEFY WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

just imagine diego leaving mean messages on his phone

I AM TOO HOLY COW JUST YES? kicking legs I can't waiiiiiit

[hamon]

WORK OUT MORE NOT-DIO!!

oh my god - diego plz what will your cousin dora say

YESSSSS I will just be floating around for your intro post >8|b

[ladyfascination]

also their hilarious height difference

[hamon]

not to mention the size of their biceps

[ladyfascination]

he's so itty bitty. beating him now will just feel anticlimatic.

[hamon]

it's unfortunate really.


but I have seen Jonathan beat up crawling Johnny and that was pretty hard to watch.

[ladyfascination]

I felt bad about beating up Johnny in ASB

but then that asshole autocombo'd me and then love was over

[witchplz]

oh my fucking god
BABE ALERT
BAAABE ALERT
DINO COCK BABE ALERT
holy FUCK I'm excited you're here too? I'm Liz and I play this brat from a manga no one's heard of and a stalker gorilla from gintama and...just thinking about throwing my idiots at you is leaving me in stitches. I-ITS NICE TO MEET YOU...jojo fans unite...slinks away

[diononychus]

Gorilla and dinosaur.....

SUCH THE TORRID AFFAIR

also yes i'm 1889's playgirl jockey special centerfold doncha know

[witchplz]

thats the actual most hideous thing i've ever heard
THATS LIKE LOST IN TRANSLATION TIMES TWENTY THOUSAND...no one would know whats going on, ever. just nudity and WRYYYYing

nyohohohoho what a naughty dio, September's issue is never gonna be the same again
who reads that shit for the articles, anyway

[chords_of_steel]

DIEGOOOOOO

Wow. ;u; So excited for more JoJo's, never enough JoJo's, aaahhhhh!

[diononychus]

APOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JOJO PARTY ALL OVER THE PLACE

[kodakmoment]

I love jojos way too much so don't mind if I stalk a bit.

[diononychus]

Stalk away ♥!

[somestringsattached]

oh ew what are you doing here char?

[diononychus]

ew your face???

[somestringsattached]

my face is awesome, don't bring how jelly you are into this

[pachintoki]

dinoooooooo

Let them be awful together.

[slushfund]

legit still shrieking at you, we finally get to roleplay together for reals oh my god oh my god