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DIEGO BRANDO ([personal profile] diononychus) wrote in [community profile] poolside2013-09-09 01:53 pm
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+1 DIOsaur

Yello, Holly Heights. I'm Char and to you, today, I bring this, Diego Brando from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, part 7: Steel Ball Run.

Steel Ball Run is about an alternate universe, in 1890, where a bunch of people with music-related names participate in a horse race, the Steel Ball Run, (though one guy runs) to win a bunch of money, except they're secretly actually collecting the corpse parts of a Saint who may or may not be Jesus Christ himself. Also, these corpse parts give them super powers.

Long story short, Diego's part in this is a genius horse jockey, taking a sad, unfortunate backstory to become Batman a prideful, ruthless competitor, who sometimes isn't so bad, but those times are few and far between. He plots to get himself ahead in whatever way he can and enjoys the finer things in life, all the while keeping a cultured and 'classy' demeanor.

He'll be the new man of the house in #1480, with Reki, Kanji, and Minako. I apologize in advance, Diego's a bit new to this modern world. Please hold as he discovers Starbucks.

You can contact me via aim (kickhopping) or grab me at [plurk.com profile] aibou and you have no idea HOW UTTERLY EXCITED I AM TO BE HERE omg you guys.
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[personal profile] witchplz 2013-09-09 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my fucking god
BABE ALERT
BAAABE ALERT
DINO COCK BABE ALERT
holy FUCK I'm excited you're here too? I'm Liz and I play this brat from a manga no one's heard of and a stalker gorilla from gintama and...just thinking about throwing my idiots at you is leaving me in stitches. I-ITS NICE TO MEET YOU...jojo fans unite...slinks away
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[personal profile] witchplz 2013-09-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
thats the actual most hideous thing i've ever heard
THATS LIKE LOST IN TRANSLATION TIMES TWENTY THOUSAND...no one would know whats going on, ever. just nudity and WRYYYYing

nyohohohoho what a naughty dio, September's issue is never gonna be the same again
who reads that shit for the articles, anyway