INDECIPHERABLE GROWLING NOISES

[snoring]

HOLY HOLLY HEIGHTS, BATMAN. It's me, Jackie-- aka that person that plays Captain Steve Rogers. I'm bringing in another set of sexy biceps to look at superhero with issues character. Yeah.

This is Bruce Wayne. He's a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist / ninja detective dressed like a giant bat. That's totally normal... He'll be in 1446 doing his Tony Stark impression and painting the inside of his currently empty house black.

And now I gotta go dress up as Spiderman for a child's birthday party.

Comments

[acronym]

seems legit.

[mischieving]

U got throat cancer...?u might wanna get that looked at

[gotmorbucks]

Dang. Just one away from living with Bruce. :(

[glamandfame]

OH BRUCE~~~



Let Sharpay decorate this on your mailbox.

[honorifics]

Gosh, for some reason, I can't stop laughing at this gif because it looks like he's going BLUEHHGHGUHEHGH

[loaverboy]

i was going to say MY BOYFRIEND but that seems really awkward as peeta so i'll refrain





but my boyfriend

[hortus]

jackie you're beautiful