INDECIPHERABLE GROWLING NOISES

[snoring]

HOLY HOLLY HEIGHTS, BATMAN. It's me, Jackie-- aka that person that plays Captain Steve Rogers. I'm bringing in another set of sexy biceps to look at superhero with issues character. Yeah.

This is Bruce Wayne. He's a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist / ninja detective dressed like a giant bat. That's totally normal... He'll be in 1446 doing his Tony Stark impression and painting the inside of his currently empty house black.

And now I gotta go dress up as Spiderman for a child's birthday party.

Comments

[snoring]

:|a he does have some useful training...
in throwing heavy things

and bread. we could always use bread.

yes. good. let's get you a cape.

[loaverboy]

excellent