INDECIPHERABLE GROWLING NOISES

[snoring]

HOLY HOLLY HEIGHTS, BATMAN. It's me, Jackie-- aka that person that plays Captain Steve Rogers. I'm bringing in another set of sexy biceps to look at superhero with issues character. Yeah.

This is Bruce Wayne. He's a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist / ninja detective dressed like a giant bat. That's totally normal... He'll be in 1446 doing his Tony Stark impression and painting the inside of his currently empty house black.

And now I gotta go dress up as Spiderman for a child's birthday party.

Comments

[acronym]

seems legit.

[snoring]

the most legit.

[mischieving]

U got throat cancer...?u might wanna get that looked at

[snoring]

it's from inhaling all that fear. :|

[gotmorbucks]

Dang. Just one away from living with Bruce. :(

[snoring]

So close. :c

but we can be fancy neighbors.

[glamandfame]

OH BRUCE~~~



Let Sharpay decorate this on your mailbox.

[snoring]

AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.

He won't even know how to react.
that's kind of awesome looking actually...

[honorifics]

Gosh, for some reason, I can't stop laughing at this gif because it looks like he's going BLUEHHGHGUHEHGH

[snoring]

He goes BLUEHHGHUHEHGH when he's Batman.

[loaverboy]

i was going to say MY BOYFRIEND but that seems really awkward as peeta so i'll refrain





but my boyfriend

[snoring]

peeta is there something you're not telling us?

peeta do you secretly want to be robin

is that it?

that's totally it

[loaverboy]

he would be the most kawaii fucking robin to ever exist let's be really fucking real rn

[snoring]

:|a he does have some useful training...
in throwing heavy things

and bread. we could always use bread.

yes. good. let's get you a cape.

[loaverboy]

excellent

[hortus]

jackie you're beautiful

[snoring]

no you