+1 Grumpy prosecutor

[sharpestblade]

Hey there everyone! Brand new player here. My name is Nadia and I'm going to be bringing you one Simon Blackquill from Ace Attorney. He's the prosecutor in the newest installment of the series.

Basic facts about him if you haven't played the game yet: He's very intimidating and has a major attitude problem. Pretty much he's the exact opposite of the detective who he works with, which happens to be Bobby Fulbright. That and he also happens to have been in prison for the past seven years on the charge of first degree murder. Also, he's got a twisted sense of humor and a tendency to speak of trials like they are sword fights and has a weird mix of acting like a samurai and using random British words. Basically, typical AA prosecutor because god forbid that they have a normal trial.

Oh, and he's also got a skill for psychological manipulation/suggestion. Basically, he'll say something and the person will feel a temptation to do it and it's made him incredibly effective at getting confessions from suspects or getting the Judge to make the opening statement because he feels it a waste of his time. Canon sadly doesn't explain this well, other than it's not supernatural it's a learned skill of his.

And it seems someone had a very sick sense of humor and put him in 1440 with Fulbright and Hisami Hishiishii. I probably should apologize in advance because someone obviously had a sicker sense of humor than Simon does.

He's going to be coming from post game, but most of the spoilers are not things he'd volunteer freely, but just in case I do have an opt out post for spoilers here which also covers an opt out for his suggestion skill as well (along with a more detailed explanation on how it works).

Anyway, looking forward to playing with everyone

Comments

[injusticewetrust]

ACTUAL LEGITIMATE SCREAMING

and i'm sorry it was my fault i requested bobby be put with simon if he got accepted-- |D

But aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm so excited!!!!!!! /rolls around in happiness

[sharpestblade]

I had a feeling it was something like that since they didn't seem to be putting castmates together and my main request was someone who wasn't grumpy like Simon.

He's going to be furious though.

[injusticewetrust]

Poor poor Simon <:3c and I don't think he's allowed to swap out of the house either so he's stuck with Fulbright MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sharpestblade]

He will be highly considering buying a tent and finding a nice place to put it. He's slept in worse places, after all.

[injusticewetrust]

Aw come on simon don't be like that :(

[sharpestblade]

That's just the nicest of his thoughts (and the least spoilery).

[injusticewetrust]

But Simoooooooonnnnnnnn, I'm your husband now! Don't treat me so coldly ;___;

[sharpestblade]

If I could get a divorce, I would.

[injusticewetrust]

/loudly gasps

You wouldn't! How cruel of you to say that!!

[prosecutory]

There's a prosecutor party up in here and y'all are invited. (although I'll accept my invite to the spoiler party later on when I've actually gotten hold of DD, yep)

Hi, Nadia! I'm Auste (formally introducing myself doop doop) and I play Miles Edgeworth GEE I WONDER WHO HE IS and by some twist of fate I likewise play Simon's new daughter, Hisami Hishiishii, from R.O.D the TV.

...Hisami is a shy bookworm and is actually also a prodigy author and she is unsure of what to make of these weirdos in her house.

[sharpestblade]

Gee, I wonder who Miles could be, never heard of that guy never mind that I play him in another game. I hope you can join the spoiler party soon, but probably should ask if you at least are aware of Edgeworth's position in DD since that was in the promo material and Simon does address him by his title.

By the way I feel very very sorry for Hisami because she definitely ended up with some weirdos.

[prosecutory]

I play him in two games so one day we should discuss Edgeworthisms, I have a habit of chatting up many Edgeworth players

Oh, I do know of his position; I know promo material stuff here and there, just not ultimate plot-breaking spoilers (except one big spoiler). Boy, is Edgeworth going to be surprised when Blackquill addresses him as that.

Hisami might be inspired to write her next novel about weirdos ahahaha

[sharpestblade]

That could be fun if you don't mind the fact that I play him in an AU/memloss game, so there's some differences.

Cool, didn't want to spoil you with that one since that's the only thing I can't really avoid right off, but at least with that sort of position Simon is actually going to be mostly respectful and Edgey will be mostly immune from Simon's sick sense of humor, which even the Judge gets a few doses of.

At least in Hisami's favor, Simon and Fulbright are mostly harmless, though Simon doesn't seem that way, but he does seem to like kids at least.

[prosecutory]

Not at all, I've given Edgeworth supernatural powers myself so it's all good.

Daaaaaang, Edgeworth gets brownie points from Simon when the defense and the judge don't. This is awesome.

Hisami's way more than harmless, she can't hurt a fly and is a good kid, obedient and respectful and all that. Once she's not so intimidated she'll probably be able to hit it off with these guys. Fulbright just did a big JUSTICE speech outside her house when he arrived so she's still kind of headtilting at him.

[sharpestblade]

Yeah probably makes you wonder even more now, doesn't it? But pretty much Edgeworth is his boss and the twisted samurai does respect his sovereign.

And that's so Fulbright. Hisami will likely become very sick of hearing "In justice we trust!".

[prosecutory]

EDGEWORTH-DONO

He is a shogun and living his samurai dream

Fulbright's drive to investigate could win her over though; she really wants out.

[sharpestblade]

Somehow I see Edgeworth really liking this fact, other than the fact that Blackquill is about as far from the Steel Samurai as you can get. Actually, probably before Simon was arrested, Edgeworth likely was referred to as Edgeworth-dono. Simon still was very much like a samurai when he was younger, just a lot less twisted and his hair was also a lot shorter and minus the white patch.

[prosecutory]

In short, he looked like Benedict Cumberbatch. Sorry, that was the vibe I got when I first saw his younger self. HAHAHA

[sharpestblade]

Yeah, the long hair definitely suits him more. But dang, didn't expect you'd seen that art, but hey, at least Blackquill didn't get stuck with a prison uniform and got his snazzy outfit.

[prosecutory]

No no no, actually I thought the short hair look was okay.

I've seen arts and basically the sort of things you don't mind chucking at people because they aren't that spoilery. We all know how AA is with all this SEVEN YEARS AGOOOOO junk.

[sharpestblade]

Yeah, they rather like the number seven it seems.

[calculating]

Hello hello! I'm Jordan, and I play this guy, Byakuya Togami from Dangan Ronpa, guilted, Derek Stiles from Trauma Center, stoutland, Cheren from Pokemon Black and White 2, and finally coreopsideae, Dahlia Hawthorne from a series you totally know nothing about at all right.

I can't wait to play with youuuu

[sharpestblade]

Yeah, of course I know nothing about Dahlia's canon and would never laugh my ass off at Edgeworth being a defense attorney.

Definitely can't wait to play with her and your others even if I'm canon blind with all the rest.

[asksfortruth]

hey post game buddy!! we can be exasperated about Fulbright together

[sharpestblade]

Yes we can! But at least Phoenix isn't going to have to live with Fulbright.

[asksfortruth]

he does not envy you dude XD

anyway, I'm Cori!! this herp derp is the only character I play here. I-I swear I'll be working on some Blackquill icons sooooooooon

[sharpestblade]

Yeah, it's definitely a match made in hell.

And nice to meet you Cori! I'm working on some icons as well, but I'm not all that good of an iconer unless it's coloring manga, though I wonder how I'm to do that on this computer's resolution, icons are tiny on it.