+ 9000 regrets, and not the moe shoujo kind.

[tack]

HELLO, HOLLY HEIGHTS, MY NAME IS THORN, I BELIEVE IN DUMB TAGS AND CAPSLOCK, AND I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES.

That's it, that's the whole intro. *




(* . . . bringing to 1402 today just one senjougahara hitagi of bakemonogatari, a delicate sweetheart of a girl who can talk for paragraphs to avoid answering simple questions, enjoys ladylike pursuits like taking advantage of the vulnerabilities of others, carries the contents of a staples warehouse in her skirts, and generally lives to be a paragon and a shining example to humanity. **

** in the interest of making this a useful intro, less than 30% of this paragraph is a filthy lie. looking forward to playing with everyone! ♥)

Comments

[rollin]

I was going to check the OOC comm to welcome people but oh it's just Thorn bringing more awful people to Holly Heights I guess.

[rollin]

but no i'm actually glad

i'm just sad yata won't be able to keep up

[tack]

But imagine all the awful things Hitagi could do to Yata in particular. ♥

[rollin]

I know. I know. :( I'm looking forward to all of them.

[fooled]

. . . don't be so desperate, Yata, she does have a lover already. :(

[rollin]

HE WASN'T AIMING FOR HER

[fooled]

. . . on the bright side, Kida could teach him to hit on them instead of just. Failing to hit them at all.

[rollin]

No, leave him alone.

I want CR with Kida.

[fooled]

:) :) :)

/ tells random strangers to practice pickup lines on Yata

[rollin]

yEAH BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT HE NEEDS, MORE TRAUMA, THANKS

fire away