+ 9000 regrets, and not the moe shoujo kind.

[tack]

HELLO, HOLLY HEIGHTS, MY NAME IS THORN, I BELIEVE IN DUMB TAGS AND CAPSLOCK, AND I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES.

That's it, that's the whole intro. *




(* . . . bringing to 1402 today just one senjougahara hitagi of bakemonogatari, a delicate sweetheart of a girl who can talk for paragraphs to avoid answering simple questions, enjoys ladylike pursuits like taking advantage of the vulnerabilities of others, carries the contents of a staples warehouse in her skirts, and generally lives to be a paragon and a shining example to humanity. **

** in the interest of making this a useful intro, less than 30% of this paragraph is a filthy lie. looking forward to playing with everyone! ♥)

Comments

[remedial]

i'm glad

[tack]

No, you're not, or you'd have gone through with that reserve you considered.

[remedial]

I DIDN'T EVEN PUT A RESERVE IN FOR HER

MAYBE NEXT ROUND

[wrightly]

hello

[wrightly]

thorn have i told you how much i love you lately

[tack]

YOU'RE PREEMPTIVELY BANNED FROM THIS POST.

[wrightly]

excuse you

[wrightly]

because now i can let the spamming commence 8)

[wrightly]

IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE WE'VE BEEN IN A GAME TOGETHER OK

[tack]

Remind me why I apped in again.

[wrightly]

because you love me

[wrightly]

and because i'm great

[wrightly]

and basically we need to thread again 8) 8) 8)

[twomeals]

i think i saw five minutes of that anime yaaaay staples girl!!!

[tack]

Five minutes probably told you all you need to know, BUT MY KESLING, WE CAN THREAD IN GAMES AGAIN. . . ♥

[twomeals]

we can have happy threads full of friendship and fun...!

[rollin]

I was going to check the OOC comm to welcome people but oh it's just Thorn bringing more awful people to Holly Heights I guess.

[rollin]

but no i'm actually glad

i'm just sad yata won't be able to keep up

[tack]

But imagine all the awful things Hitagi could do to Yata in particular. ♥

[rollin]

I know. I know. :( I'm looking forward to all of them.

[rosescape]

When you last left hh, I was but the newbie; now I am (one of) the oldbies...

[tack]

You'll always be a baby, Tale, don't even try that line on me.

[rosescape]

I said newbie, not baby!

[steppingstone]

yes good

[tack]

She can cause despair at five hundred paces with a look and a ... ten minutes of monologuing.

Are you sure. :(