+ 9000 regrets, and not the moe shoujo kind.

[tack]

HELLO, HOLLY HEIGHTS, MY NAME IS THORN, I BELIEVE IN DUMB TAGS AND CAPSLOCK, AND I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES.

That's it, that's the whole intro. *




(* . . . bringing to 1402 today just one senjougahara hitagi of bakemonogatari, a delicate sweetheart of a girl who can talk for paragraphs to avoid answering simple questions, enjoys ladylike pursuits like taking advantage of the vulnerabilities of others, carries the contents of a staples warehouse in her skirts, and generally lives to be a paragon and a shining example to humanity. **

** in the interest of making this a useful intro, less than 30% of this paragraph is a filthy lie. looking forward to playing with everyone! ♥)

Comments

[twomeals]

aaaallll the junk food and i got pretty pretty icons from akiyoshi *^*

[fooled]

They're v. v. pretty, please pass on my compliments. '-' BUT YES.



I suppose Kida could always teach him bad pickup lines.

[twomeals]

...imagining him using those pickup lines on people...this is a good idea yes yes