-1 to sanity points

[busybodies]

it's time, once again, to greet! the fresh meat! everybody...

hello, holly heights, my name is nika and this is koyomi arararagi* from akira** and i'm really happy to be here***.

he's shacking up at 1442 in a child slot, and as you might expect of a child he is the epitome of childish innocence**** and curious delight*****. he's lucky to have a very sweet girlfriend******, and he has many friends at home******* so he'll be happy to make more of them here! anyway i'm really looking forward to playing with you, yoroshiku nasai********!



notes:(see post note)
* minus one ra actually, but feel free to use as many as you want
** bakemonogatari, actually, it's slice-of-life supernatural harem bullshit that makes you read subtitles the entire time
*** it's happiness, but there is also regret and shame in equal parts
**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAaAHAHAahahaAHAAAA
***** of children maybeELKAMDlkafa i'm sorry... he won't be loliconning, it's restricted to canonmates......... i'm sure
****** who could kill you in your sleep with a metal ruler to your jugular
******* like 5
******** i don't know japanese i'm sorry; this guy is actually trash i'm sorry; but he yells when you bully him, and has a dead-pan, sarcastic sense of humor otherwise, and is sorta kinda one-tenth of a vampire in canon even if he's all human here IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU LET'S PLAY

post note: credit for the footnotes goes to thornkins

Comments

[busybodies]

did you really have to upload an icon for the sake of this

good morning my sweetest heart

how are you today

[busybodies]

yes

[busybodies]

i mean no

[rollin]

when did that ever stop him

no i'm kidding koyomi's safe until he tries to reach first base

[tack]

. . . but what can I cash that in for, though, I really don't understand.

[rosescape]

I'm not going to say it!!

[tack]

(1) Yes.
(2) Yes.
(3) All the better for talking to you, darling starling, you know you make my every morning. ♥

[rosescape]

Will it help if we put cat ears on his girlfriend!

[tack]

Oh. . . is it so worthless.

:(

[busybodies]

it's okay, he'll save anna's first kiss for misaki












you know, hopefully

[rosescape]

...you already know, don't make me say it!!

[busybodies]

[busybodies]

uwah thornkins >////////< we're in a game together kyaa .//////.

[tack]

Tale, what are you accusing me of? If I really knew, would I be sitting here right now, mired in perplexity and making you repeat it to your endless embarrassment?

[tack]

ISN'T IT TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE DISGUSTING, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD BREAKFAST.

[rollin]

HE'S GONNA insert violent baseball metaphor here i don't know it's past midnight

looking forward to friendless loser virgin loliconning with koyomi!!! please don't brush anna's teeth

please don't tell tale what that means

[rosescape]

Yes.

[tack]

Oh.









Yeah, I'm sold.

[rosescape]

...um.

[busybodies]

i had a banana, which is kind of fitting i think

can you fall into my arms now

.////.

[busybodies]

UH?????????? THIS ISN'T YOUR??? THREAD????

DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO MAKE TALE SPILL DOWN BELOW

[tack]

What a hurtful thing to say to a friend! Especially one who's all new to your game while you're the game's oldest baby. . .

[rosescape]

I'm abandoning this thread now

[rollin]

do you want me to show you the video? there is a video.

but it's also borderline nsfw and i can't do this to you when you're on your anna account and i'm on my yata account i need to leave.

[rosescape]

NYAKA