-1 to sanity points

[busybodies]

it's time, once again, to greet! the fresh meat! everybody...

hello, holly heights, my name is nika and this is koyomi arararagi* from akira** and i'm really happy to be here***.

he's shacking up at 1442 in a child slot, and as you might expect of a child he is the epitome of childish innocence**** and curious delight*****. he's lucky to have a very sweet girlfriend******, and he has many friends at home******* so he'll be happy to make more of them here! anyway i'm really looking forward to playing with you, yoroshiku nasai********!



notes:(see post note)
* minus one ra actually, but feel free to use as many as you want
** bakemonogatari, actually, it's slice-of-life supernatural harem bullshit that makes you read subtitles the entire time
*** it's happiness, but there is also regret and shame in equal parts
**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAaAHAHAahahaAHAAAA
***** of children maybeELKAMDlkafa i'm sorry... he won't be loliconning, it's restricted to canonmates......... i'm sure
****** who could kill you in your sleep with a metal ruler to your jugular
******* like 5
******** i don't know japanese i'm sorry; this guy is actually trash i'm sorry; but he yells when you bully him, and has a dead-pan, sarcastic sense of humor otherwise, and is sorta kinda one-tenth of a vampire in canon even if he's all human here IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU LET'S PLAY

post note: credit for the footnotes goes to thornkins

Comments

[rosescape]

[busybodies]

i'm submitting my bet now that homra's probably going to burn some random body part on him just for interacting with anna

i can feel it in my marrow

[rosescape]

...no, I'm sure it's not as bad as her parental figure suggest they play with knives on the network, right, right?




by homra, you mean Yata.

[tack]

Did you really steal my footnotes thing.

[tack]

ALSO WHY AM I NEVER FIRST TO YOUR INTROS.

[rosescape]

I WON.

[busybodies]

should i add a footnote that the footnotes were stolen

AND

WHY ARE YOU BLAMING???
ME?????

for your own slowness

[rollin]

wow don't talk to anna you loser

but no i am excited, let's play lolicons together

i mean, no, that's not right...

[busybodies]

but she's just so gosh darn cute!! ): sorry for hitting on your girlfriend, misaki!!!

YOU MEAN PLAY VIRGIN LOLICONS TOGETHER???? because yes, okay, let's do that please and don't beat him up, maybe???

[rollin]

sHE'S NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND but it's going to be okay

araragi's 1/10 vampire :)

[sympathy]

they're

neighbors

[sympathy]

hey nika hey hey hey hey

[busybodies]

he's gonna get arrested holla

[sympathy]

why it's not like he's going to peep under kobato's skirt

































is he

[sympathy]

hello we are in a game again nikakins

[busybodies]

sakimichiling!!! i'm so happy to be creeping on you once more woo

[busybodies]

random icon is too real today

[breakingtraditions]

I have no idea what happened up there, but hello nonetheless.

ANYWAYS I'm Eq, and I play this loser here amongst other losers, really excited to get an Arararararagi, to be honest! But yeah, looking forward to play with you!

[busybodies]

mistakes

just a lot of mistakes

helloooo, eq, it's nice to see a tuna swimming around these parts! i'm sure these two'll fail together very soon :')

[gnasher]

so best friends or BEST best friends

[busybodies]

WHICH ONE MEANS HE GETS BEAT UP BY THE SWIM TEAM

jk please don't get him beaten him up by the swim team







jk just drown him i'm so sorry

[gnasher]

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKIN NEIGHBOURHOOD

[gnasher]

lures him to the deep end drowns him

it's what he would have wanted

[poisonedclaws]

that's a lotta notes there, son.

Hi and welcome! I'm Hotaru, and I play one of Araragi-kun's dads (Chouza here) who's a wanted criminal and can poinson you whenever he feels like (he actually likes kids though). I also play some others (Fon from KHR, Yukihina from Code:Breaker feel free to slit his throat and watch him heal right back up plus Badr from Magi's spin off manga)

I have a feeling that this family will be a bit of a crazy thing, I'm looking forward to play with you!

[busybodies]

please just poison him he probably deserves it

it's nice to meet you, hotaru!! the sentiment is mutual, and he'll definitely look forward to hopefully not getting killed by him soon

or you know whatever

finding out he has two dads

that'll be cool too