poolside | -1 to sanity points

it's time, once again, to greet! the fresh meat! everybody...

hello, holly heights, my name is nika and this is koyomi arararagi* from akira** and i'm really happy to be here***.

he's shacking up at 1442 in a child slot, and as you might expect of a child he is the epitome of childish innocence**** and curious delight*****. he's lucky to have a very sweet girlfriend******, and he has many friends at home******* so he'll be happy to make more of them here! anyway i'm really looking forward to playing with you, yoroshiku nasai********!

notes:(see post note)
* minus one ra actually, but feel free to use as many as you want
** bakemonogatari, actually, it's slice-of-life supernatural harem bullshit that makes you read subtitles the entire time
*** it's happiness, but there is also regret and shame in equal parts
**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAaAHAHAahahaAHAAAA
***** of children maybeELKAMDlkafa i'm sorry... he won't be loliconning, it's restricted to canonmates......... i'm sure
****** who could kill you in your sleep with a metal ruler to your jugular
******* like 5
******** i don't know japanese i'm sorry; this guy is actually trash i'm sorry; but he yells when you bully him, and has a dead-pan, sarcastic sense of humor otherwise, and is sorta kinda one-tenth of a vampire in canon even if he's all human here IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU LET'S PLAY

post note: credit for the footnotes goes to thornkins