OH NO HE'S BACK

[paluszki]

 

 

Once there was a character here that was sure that the landlord was an alien, had a pet dragon and bear and pony, and also spoke in annoying text speak. Then he left and then I decided to bring him back--but even worse.

I am Chey and this is Poland from Axis Powers Hetalia--from the 17th century. It's the year 1610, he's a super nation with Lithuania, and he just took Moscow!  Life is amazing and he doesn't have any clue how shitty things will be in the future. Someone tell him at some point. Poland won't remember anything, btw. 

Modern day Poland learned a little tact (just a little!) and so that's all gone. It's xenophobia central all up in here so expect him to insult everything you do and polonize everything. Oops. But mostly everything is the same. Even his slang. Why does he speak with modern slang if he's from 1610? Because Hetalia.

Poland will be living in 1458 and if you need me, contact me at lachoy !! I'm looking forward to playing with all of you again.

Comments

[sakotis]

blow me










away with the words of the lord

[paluszki]

he already did that!!! he's the whole reason lith isn't some barbarian anymore!!!!

[sakotis]

i hope he'll be proud to know it stuck tbh

he could have just gone off and danced naked around a fire in the woods after all that shit happened

[paluszki]

of course it stuck. catholicism is the only true way. duh.

[sakotis]

is he also going to try to make everyone catholic here

[paluszki]

probably.

good lord. literally

[sakotis]

poland and lith on the street corner

poland making him peddle bibles with him

i hope there's some sort of prostitute innuendo going on

[paluszki]

if this doesn't happen, or they preach at street corners, i'll be disappointed.

[bauhinia]

brb weeping about a thousand tears from the fountain of a thousand emotions including the following

joy
confusion
fear
more joy
aliens
anticipation
relief
glee

[paluszki]

this is basically me atm. all of these things.

[bauhinia]

ALIENS

Hong Kong will just have to try and be as non-traumatic as possible. Somehow. We'll have to see if he can.

[paluszki]

Be gentle with him....no, traumatize him

[bauhinia]

He doesn't need more people in his life who are either terrified of him or hate him!! Especially people he likes....

HE WILL BE A GENTLEMAN. SOMEHOW. Maybe.

[paluszki]

the adventures of hong kong: can he get his polish pal to still like him? stay tuned.

[bauhinia]

Will the commonwealth come between them? Next time on The Adventures of Hong Kong!

[paluszki]

this would be an amazing sitcom.

[bauhinia]

It would. Hong Kong should break into film. Actually he will be soon... perhaps Poland can guest star in his first feature.

[paluszki]

ah yes, what a great idea. he'll interrupt each scene to ask how everything works.

and possibly break a camera.

[bauhinia]

This would be the most amazing thing... would he mind co-starring with a turtle?

[paluszki]

he is a-okay with this. as long as it doesn't snap.

[bauhinia]

No worries, he is not that kind of turtle. He is Dagui, king of turtles. He's quite mellow. He's actually working as the cameraman part time too, so.

[ciao]

Yay Poland~ ♡

[paluszki]

Yay Italy uwu

[demonicbookworm]

Hello Chey. I'm Ashka and I play a shy bookworm.

...Also, I actually live in Poland xD

[paluszki]

Hello, Ashka! Haha, I always feel like apologizing when I meet someone from Poland and I play Poland.

[demonicbookworm]

haha there's no need to apologize.

I'm looking forward to playing with you ;)

[aspertia]

Yo! My name's Nata, and I play Mei from Pokemon BW2, who appears to be Poland's new daughter! She's chummy with quite a few nations already (despite not knowing what they are exactly...), so I'm sure they'll get along swimmingly.

I just added you on plurk, if that's all right! I'm aspertia there.

[paluszki]

Hey, Nata! I hope Mei has the patience of a saint because she will need it. Definitely.

I'm looking forward to playing with you, though! Lithuania can be the good dad and Poland can be the awful dad.

[volcanic]

judges and insults right bach tbh

[paluszki]

bach? you ain't austria. you can't use that pun!!!

[volcanic]

this isn't ólafur yet




icelandic doesn't work as well...

[paluszki]

polish always works, though.

[duad]

Poland ♥ These two should totally like, share make up tips and stuff ohmigawd.

Welcome back! My name is Lise and I actually played against your Poland when I was here with Raquelle. I'm super glad we'll have the chance to play together again because your Poland was great hehe.

[paluszki]

WHEN HE LEARNS ALL ABOUT MAKE-UP AGAIN

But hey, welcome back yourself! It was really great playing with your Raquelle, so I'm sure this time will be great as well even with another character. And thank you very much!!