AAAAND IT'S

[temperm]

PUNISHMENT TIMEEEE

or reward time.

whatever.

As of today, the Health Class Parenting Plot is now closed! You're free to backtag and backdate, but alas, all the little buggers have been sent back to the depths of hell the robobaby nursery today. 

BUT NOW IS THE FUN PART (yes, the fun continues)

As we said in the initial posts, characters get rewards or punishments based on how they did as parents! To receive your complimentary default prize and a special reward/punishment randomly assigned tailored to your character, simply comment here with a report of how your character did as a parent (feel free to share hilarious details with the class) and if you believe they deserve a punishment or a reward! 

(Side note: if your baby died/was broken beyond repair during this assignment, it's an auto-punishment despite how your character did as a parent otherwise!)

And don't worry- the punishments and rewards are equally fun and funny.
Actually, the punishments are probably more fun.
and by fun i mean humiliating. 

COME FORTH AND BE JUDGED ♥ 

Comments

[parkvoyeur]

Asuka killed her and Kida's baby by putting it in the laundry machine. Oops?

[gnasher]

RIN MATSUOKA (partnered with Prez)
- his baby had dysentery for a week straight.
- the baby's little brains were rattled from the pace being set to GRUELING.
- the baby came back with water and sun damage.
- the baby learned how to cuss.
- the baby was well-fed and looked after for the days following a mysterious clear up of the beforehand unremitting dysentery.
- the baby began learning algebra.
- before it got dysentery again, and was left to die in a locker.

[temperm]

Gau Meguro, partnered with Ryuko Matoi-

-Received the baby and promptly began to excitedly try to teach it speech, math, and appreciation of classical music
-Realized that this puts baby to sleep
-This would be the last time baby actually sleeps
-Woke up at 4 am 5 nights in a row due to baby coming down with bouts of screaming sickness
-Lost baby in library, found it had crawled under and eaten half a pile of books
-Baby's hands got tangled in his hair, had to cut off chunks of said hair with scissors. baby cried.
-Strangled by baby with own tie after dad cried out for help, realized at this point baby was actually demonspawn and had yelling match with momma. Baby cried as mommy and daddy fought.
-Regardless, tried to take care of as best he could on 3 hours of sleep per night because dammit, he wants to be responsible and get that A
-Baby survived with good health! However, on the last night, Gau lay awake as the crying was replaced by odd chanting.

[honcho]

THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT (partnered with Rin Matsuoka):
- pushed all his work onto his partner
- did literally nothing
- except for maybe a thursday, in which it was forgotten in his room

[gotnaked]

Ryuko Matoi (partnered with Gau, that poor kid):
- also pushed most of the work onto her partner
- saved Gau from strangulation via force and yelling at the baby
- taught the baby how to swear
- threatened to beat up anyone who touched the baby
- ... then threatened the baby herself
- barely avoided throwing it into the wall after a sleepless night
- somehow managed to not kill the thing, though that's more thanks to Gau than her

[fidgetiness]

Stiles Stilinski - Partnered with Sasuke Tsubaki
- Kept the thing alive.
- Actually remembered where it is was...most of the time.
- Somehow managed to get the baby sick.
- Mostly kept the illness under control though.
- Managed to get the crying to stop. Eventually.
- Reluctantly avoided tempering with the baby's programming and/or removing it's vocal features
- Might have slept through some of it's wailing thanks to an overtired crash.

[splasher]

makoto tachibana partnered with pimp vampire daddy araragi

- shared the workload and proactively used a baby carrier
- saved it from "overheating treatment" when partner shoved it in the freezer
- roleplayed the parent roles (nerds)
- fashionable baby in pink plaid overalls
- helped w/ other babies while his own was shoved again in the freezer
- forgot the baby inside a drawer one time (it was sleeping so soundly)
- baby's name was moeko. sometimes moe-chan.

[ineuphony]

maka pretty much did a good job with the baby. she let it cry maybe two or three times but overall she did gud.

[protectthecastle]

Veronica partnered with Takeshi Yamamoto.

Saw to her baby's basic needs as outlined by every single baby book available from the library. With some help from her friends, she managed to take the baby nearly ten stories into the air to go stargazing (bringing a blanket in case it got cold), and finally get it to stop crying.

[thirdbeauty]

Natsuru Senou (partnered with Hitagi Senjougahara) did pretty much all the work, keeping the baby with her at all times. Generally succeeded at meeting the baby's needs, though she had to frantically try one thing after another to get it to stop crying on occasion, especially when woken up at 2 or 3 AM. There may have been one incident in which the baby got away from a sleep-deprived Natsuru at the restaurant and had a grand adventure of cartoon proportions, but she was able to rescue it before any harm could come to it.

[goroawase]

I swear I didn't forget

Mutsumi Hojo partnered with Nagisa Hazuki

- Left the baby with partner doing the work for several days.
- Took care of it for two days, proceed to rewire it to sing at random hours also many mysterious marking doodles all over it's body.
- Basically left it again.

[hisa]

Hisami and Snow White are the best moms ever. They agreed on a schedule of taking care of the baby and both of them are adorable nice things who wouldn't hurt a fly, so we can guess how that turned out.

[onebadapple]

Snow was paired with Hisa and they were absolutely adorable and amazing mommas! They got a cradle for her, kept nutritious meals on hand as well as toys and most importantly, kept a schedule for the baby between the two girls so it was very fair and well balanced.