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AAAAND IT'S
PUNISHMENT TIMEEEE
or reward time.
whatever.
As of today, the Health Class Parenting Plot is now closed! You're free to backtag and backdate, but alas, all the little buggers have been sent back tothe depths of hell the robobaby nursery today.
BUT NOW IS THE FUN PART (yes, the fun continues)
As we said in the initial posts, characters get rewards or punishments based on how they did as parents! To receive your complimentary default prize and a special reward/punishmentrandomly assigned tailored to your character, simply comment here with a report of how your character did as a parent (feel free to share hilarious details with the class) and if you believe they deserve a punishment or a reward!
(Side note: if your baby died/was broken beyond repair during this assignment, it's an auto-punishment despite how your character did as a parent otherwise!)
And don't worry- the punishments and rewards are equally fun and funny.
Actually, the punishments are probably more fun.
and by fun i mean humiliating.
COME FORTH AND BE JUDGED ♥
or reward time.
whatever.
As of today, the Health Class Parenting Plot is now closed! You're free to backtag and backdate, but alas, all the little buggers have been sent back to
BUT NOW IS THE FUN PART (yes, the fun continues)
As we said in the initial posts, characters get rewards or punishments based on how they did as parents! To receive your complimentary default prize and a special reward/punishment
(Side note: if your baby died/was broken beyond repair during this assignment, it's an auto-punishment despite how your character did as a parent otherwise!)
And don't worry- the punishments and rewards are equally fun and funny.
Actually, the punishments are probably more fun.
and by fun i mean humiliating.
COME FORTH AND BE JUDGED ♥
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PUNISHMENT
This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And her personal punishment is...
BALLS POLISHER
As punishment for her negligence, she must attend gym class for a week straight and polish every basketball, baseball, tennis ball, volleyball, water polo, whateverball... while the games involving said balls are still occurring!
Try not to get pelted too much- I've heard baseballs hurt especially! ♥
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- his baby had dysentery for a week straight.
- the baby's little brains were rattled from the pace being set to GRUELING.
- the baby came back with water and sun damage.
- the baby learned how to cuss.
- the baby was well-fed and looked after for the days following a mysterious clear up of the beforehand unremitting dysentery.
- the baby began learning algebra.
- before it got dysentery again, and was left to die in a locker.
PUNISHMENT
This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And his personal punishment is...
MUST STAR IN, DIRECT AND PUBLISH A MUSIC VIDEO FEATURING NOTHING BUT KAZOOS FOR INSTRUMENTS
Bonus points if the song is about the baby WHO YOU KILLED YOU MONSTER
Splash free, you terrible baby daddy ♥
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-Received the baby and promptly began to excitedly try to teach it speech, math, and appreciation of classical music
-Realized that this puts baby to sleep
-This would be the last time baby actually sleeps
-Woke up at 4 am 5 nights in a row due to baby coming down with bouts of screaming sickness
-Lost baby in library, found it had crawled under and eaten half a pile of books
-Baby's hands got tangled in his hair, had to cut off chunks of said hair with scissors. baby cried.
-Strangled by baby with own tie after dad cried out for help, realized at this point baby was actually demonspawn and had yelling match with momma. Baby cried as mommy and daddy fought.
-Regardless, tried to take care of as best he could on 3 hours of sleep per night because dammit, he wants to be responsible and get that A
-Baby survived with good health! However, on the last night, Gau lay awake as the crying was replaced by odd chanting.
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And his personal punishment is...
A PINATA FULL OF FIRE ANTS
As punishment for turning his baby into the Anti-Christ, Gau must break open a pinata full of fire ants during gym class, in order to teach the rest of the student body the importance of not breaking open pinatas full of fire ants.
If he should refuse his punishment, another two pinatas will be added. Only one of them will have candy in it, and it'll probably be gross candy. Like toffee chews, or something. Yuck! Now that's a punishment!
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HE WAS THE GOOD PARENT
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- pushed all his work onto his partner
- did literally nothing
- except for maybe a thursday, in which it was forgotten in his room
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And his personal punishment is...
PELTED BY STINKY BOMBS COURTESY OF THE STUDENT BODY
As punishment for being a Lifetime movie father and abandoning your precious, dysentery ridden baby to the arms of a weepy shark-toothed maniac, Prez will now be pelted with stink bombs (provided by helpful faculty members!) at regular intervals throughout the next week. Students will be given extra points for pegging him in sensitive areas, or off school grounds! Have fun, Altacierians!
A bath won't help. They got the good, imported shit. Be respectful of StuCo and spring for some clothespins, would you?
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- also pushed most of the work onto her partner
- saved Gau from strangulation via force and yelling at the baby
- taught the baby how to swear
- threatened to beat up anyone who touched the baby
- ... then threatened the baby herself
- barely avoided throwing it into the wall after a sleepless night
- somehow managed to not kill the thing, though that's more thanks to Gau than her
PUNISHMENT
This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And her personal punishment is...
SUPER DUPER DETENTION
Ever seen the breakfast club?
The breakfast club this is not.
As punishment for her irresponsibility, Ryuko is to attend detention for a week- but really, it looks more like your stereotypical old-timey prison. In addition to being put into this stylish getup, Ryuko will be tasked with breaking rocks with a sledgehammer in the middle of the school yard while everyone points and laughs and probably adds more rocks to the pile.
Get working and beware the electric fences! ♥
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- Kept the thing alive.
- Actually remembered where it is was...most of the time.
- Somehow managed to get the baby sick.
- Mostly kept the illness under control though.
- Managed to get the crying to stop. Eventually.
- Reluctantly avoided tempering with the baby's programming and/or removing it's vocal features
- Might have slept through some of it's wailing thanks to an overtired crash.
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And his personal reward is...
A TRIP TO BUILD A BEAR!
As a reward for accurately simulating the crushing, grueling hard effort of being a parent perfectly, you get to create your own cuddlebuddy at Build-A-Bear! Aren't you excited?! The school got a discount on this totally age-appropriate prize!
Everybody wins, Stiles, but especially you.
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- shared the workload and proactively used a baby carrier
- saved it from "overheating treatment" when partner shoved it in the freezer
- roleplayed the parent roles (nerds)
- fashionable baby in pink plaid overalls
- helped w/ other babies while his own was shoved again in the freezer
- forgot the baby inside a drawer one time (it was sleeping so soundly)
- baby's name was moeko. sometimes moe-chan.
REWARD
This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And his personal reward is...
10,000 BEES
As a reward for successfully keeping his baby alive against the forces of the pimp undead and taking care of others, you are rewarded with your own personal swarm in the trees around your house of everyone's favorite insect! Of course, since this isn't a punishment, they won't sting you, but if anyone makes you mad feel free to unleash them on your enemies!
Think of the honey as an added bonus! ♥
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And her personal reward is...
12 PAIRS OF JELLY SANDALS
As a reward for doing pretty much a good job with the baby, Maka will receive 12 pairs of the most stylish footwear on the market for young adults. They come in a variety of colours and different degrees of sparkles!
You go, girl! Probably not far, though, because those sandals will make your feet sweat something fierce.
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Saw to her baby's basic needs as outlined by every single baby book available from the library. With some help from her friends, she managed to take the baby nearly ten stories into the air to go stargazing (bringing a blanket in case it got cold), and finally get it to stop crying.
REWARD
This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And her personal reward is...
A MONTH'S SUPPLY OF TATER TOTS
As a reward for taking her baby's needs into careful account, Veronica is rewarded with a month's supply of deliciousness, re-fried and made hot to order at your door whenever you want them!
Ketchup packets and salt included. Dig in! ♥
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And her personal reward is...
A FOUR-FOOT LONG GIANT CARNIVAL QUALITY BANANA STUFFED TOY
For successfully keeping the baby alive and well, at school Natsuru will receive a banana that will not fit in her locker, but that's just as well! Don't you want to carry it around and show everyone what an appealing prize you got? We know you do!
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I swear I didn't forgetMutsumi Hojo partnered with Nagisa Hazuki
- Left the baby with partner doing the work for several days.
- Took care of it for two days, proceed to rewire it to sing at random hours also many mysterious marking doodles all over it's body.
- Basically left it again.
PUNISHMENT
This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And his personal punishment is...
Lunch lady duty for the high school
As punishment for abandoning your poor baby to a brightly colored fate, Mustumi must put on a hairnet and get cooking! However, certain restrictions apply:
1. He must make all the food from a predetermined list of nasty ingredients
2. If a student is unsatisfied, they are permitted to throw the food at him
3. He must wash his hands with oil- his choice of peanut or canola
4. He's also on rat disposal duty
Have fun and get cooking! ♥
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And her personal reward is...
50 BAGELS
As a reward for being the cutest mom ever, Hisami receives... these.
Well
At least they're different flavors and delivered in boxes to her doorstep...?
(You may want to eat them before they go stale, however. Or make a lot of croutons.)
Congratulations on your success! ♥
Snow White will have to make a separate comment for her reward!
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And her personal reward is...
A FRAMED PHOTOSET OF FUN TIMES WITH YOUR BABY
As a reward for being the other cutest mommy in the world, Snow White gets to remember all the good times with this set of sweet photos, taken with professional quality.
...Just don't ask how we took the photos.
Enjoy! ♥