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AAAAND IT'S
PUNISHMENT TIMEEEE
or reward time.
whatever.
As of today, the Health Class Parenting Plot is now closed! You're free to backtag and backdate, but alas, all the little buggers have been sent back tothe depths of hell the robobaby nursery today.
BUT NOW IS THE FUN PART (yes, the fun continues)
As we said in the initial posts, characters get rewards or punishments based on how they did as parents! To receive your complimentary default prize and a special reward/punishmentrandomly assigned tailored to your character, simply comment here with a report of how your character did as a parent (feel free to share hilarious details with the class) and if you believe they deserve a punishment or a reward!
(Side note: if your baby died/was broken beyond repair during this assignment, it's an auto-punishment despite how your character did as a parent otherwise!)
And don't worry- the punishments and rewards are equally fun and funny.
Actually, the punishments are probably more fun.
and by fun i mean humiliating.
COME FORTH AND BE JUDGED ♥
or reward time.
whatever.
As of today, the Health Class Parenting Plot is now closed! You're free to backtag and backdate, but alas, all the little buggers have been sent back to
BUT NOW IS THE FUN PART (yes, the fun continues)
As we said in the initial posts, characters get rewards or punishments based on how they did as parents! To receive your complimentary default prize and a special reward/punishment
(Side note: if your baby died/was broken beyond repair during this assignment, it's an auto-punishment despite how your character did as a parent otherwise!)
And don't worry- the punishments and rewards are equally fun and funny.
Actually, the punishments are probably more fun.
and by fun i mean humiliating.
COME FORTH AND BE JUDGED ♥
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-Received the baby and promptly began to excitedly try to teach it speech, math, and appreciation of classical music
-Realized that this puts baby to sleep
-This would be the last time baby actually sleeps
-Woke up at 4 am 5 nights in a row due to baby coming down with bouts of screaming sickness
-Lost baby in library, found it had crawled under and eaten half a pile of books
-Baby's hands got tangled in his hair, had to cut off chunks of said hair with scissors. baby cried.
-Strangled by baby with own tie after dad cried out for help, realized at this point baby was actually demonspawn and had yelling match with momma. Baby cried as mommy and daddy fought.
-Regardless, tried to take care of as best he could on 3 hours of sleep per night because dammit, he wants to be responsible and get that A
-Baby survived with good health! However, on the last night, Gau lay awake as the crying was replaced by odd chanting.
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This lovely t-shirt, which is required wearing for monday morning!
And his personal punishment is...
A PINATA FULL OF FIRE ANTS
As punishment for turning his baby into the Anti-Christ, Gau must break open a pinata full of fire ants during gym class, in order to teach the rest of the student body the importance of not breaking open pinatas full of fire ants.
If he should refuse his punishment, another two pinatas will be added. Only one of them will have candy in it, and it'll probably be gross candy. Like toffee chews, or something. Yuck! Now that's a punishment!
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HE WAS THE GOOD PARENT
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