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[volcanic]

Hello hello! I'm Kelsey, here with another one of those personified country things: Iceland, who's the bb of the Nordic circlejerk family... type... unit.

He's shy and kind of weirdly tsun and can really be summed up with a string of geography puns?? Dohoho volcanic temper but no that was bad I'll spare you all the rest. Weh I am not that great at intros, but!! I am super excited to play here with you fabulous folk. (◡‿◡✿)

OH RIGHT - Iceland will be bumming around at house 1406 as a most likely horrible parent. And I'm reachable at rigndaga or PMs to this account if I'm needed.

Comments

[beastlier]

uh oh what's that...

[volcanic]

I will spare you stomach and not actually link things BUT UH hákarl is shark. But not just any shark, it's shark that's been buried for like 6 months so it's essentially putrefied/rotten. BACK IN YE OLDEN DAYS it was also peed on to speed up the fermentation process I am not making this up.

Svið is singed sheep's head. It's cooked without the brain and but they eyes are left in and apparently they're the best part. (unsure)

OH RIGHT they also eat ram balls I'M SORRY THIS COMMENT IS SO AWFUL I CAN'T HANDLE ICELANDIC CUISINE AT ALL.

[beastlier]

OH MY GOD LMFAO WHY WOULD YOU PEE ON SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO EAT!!!

the sad part is Apollo would eat it anyway ahaha... or maybe not the rotten shark but SHEEP HEAD AND RAM BALLS OKAY WHY NOT

[volcanic]

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW

Like the shark is poisonous before it's putrefied so it's like?? How did they figure this out. How did someone come to the conclusion that to make a shark unpoisonous you need to pee on it and then bury it for six months I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

But hey if Apollo is down with everything else they'll probably get along fine. FINALLY, someone who won't make fun of Iceland's food!!!

[kuritsun]

good lord that's so terrible. I don't even want to know how they figured that out lmfao iceland why...

and yeah Apollo eats a live rat within 10 minutes of his first appearance so actually most of Iceland's food will be a step up by virtue of being... dead... and cooked...

[volcanic]

This is going to be the Terrible Teenager house for a reason.

[beastlier]

it really really is sob. CAN ICELAND TAME THEM...

[volcanic]

He's not even going to try