+1 tram conductor

[stabber]

he's here

Hello, Holly Heights, it's Scarlett once more!! I'm not new meat, but this guy is. Before I get into that, however, I would like to announce that Natsumi Raimon went home recently, due to the fact I completely overestimated myself with her character. Sorry about that. At least she won't be here to be a buttface anymore? There's a silver lining to everything...

As for this dude, his name is Cyril. Well, no, that's actually not for sure... He's from a snazzy webcomic called Todd Allison and the Petunia Violet, and most of the fandom refers to him as Mr. Conductor. That's because he's a tram conductor! Well, during the day, but at night... ah, let's just say he's pretty used to murder, robbery, and blackmail. But it's cool! He's really friendly and likes people quite a lot! Or pretends to, at least. He's a really nice guy! Honest. He's just a bit self-centered, seriously.

Anyway, as I said, I'm Scarlett. My plurk is walpurgisnacht and my aim is teapotcannon. Cyril's in 1458, with Hitagi as his new baby girl aaaand at a later date hopefully a meguca, SO so I apologize profusely to members of Holly Heights, but your new neighbors are awful human beings and uh just don't pay attention when Cyril gives you a petname or hits on you you just encourage him. That's about it -- I'm looking forward to playing with everyone! I apologize again for this hideousness.

Comments

[ex_tsundra249]

can he give araragi the shotgun talk


(disclaimer, i do not know what the shotgun talk is but it sounds like something cyril would do

because "shotgun")

[stabber]

Butt Love

Alice finished packing. Ever since Cyril, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Alice had been homo.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing farted her, all was hotly. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in a pub to become a gay butt.

Just then, there was a lesbian knock at the door. Alice opened it and stood there homoly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her finger.

When Alice came to, Cyril was holding her tongue and looking anime. "My love," Cyril said gayly, "I'm sorry for the yaoi shock. I've been shipwrecked on a gay island for the last ten years, living like slick lube sliding down their hearts. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my toe in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Alice could hardly believe her Cyril had returned. "I will always love you, toe or no toe. Besides, you can cover it up with a diploma."

They embraced animely and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was gay.

[stabber]

hes a mercenary dont tempt him

[ex_ramune632]

i could never love someone sans toe

[stabber]

remember the spanish countess

[stabber]

YOU READ THE WHOEL COMCI AND YOU JSUT FIGURE THIS OUT??

[ex_tsundra249]

she would staple his penis to his leg

(am i kidding, who knows)

[stabber]

he would buy him magnum condoms and ask him not to get her pregnant

[ex_tsundra249]

YEAH IM KIND OF SLOW ABOUT PIECING THINGS TOGETHER SOMETIMES YOU KNOW???

[ex_tsundra249]

please.

[stabber]

i didnt say you should be

[stabber]

THAT WOULD BE FOREPLAY FOR HIm

[ex_tsundra249]

i'm arigatoful

[ex_tsundra249]

is he into that


he should let minatsuki cut It off

[stabber]

DISGSUTING

[stabber]

actually he isnt but he's hideous enough to imply it is

[stabber]

im glad. you are just realizing he is wrong. he is Wrong. you oly now realize. I AM GLAD ALICE WOW

[stabber]

no shotgun weddings cyril said as he cocked his gun and then he laughed and said just joking do whatever you want i dont give a fuck

[ex_tsundra249]

ok putting this here bc i think you're asleep?

becca and i were talking last night and she said they should visit the waterpark as a family and also kyouko can't swim

i think they need to throw kyouko into the water

(she can drown, come back, regain her soulgem, and slaughter them in their sleep

or something)

[catsoleum]

oh gosh, yes!

[catsoleum]

WOW RANDOM ICON NO SAD ICONS PLEASE

[unbirthday]

i just noticed we're neighbors

[unbirthday]

that's like the worst icon that randomizer could choose

[unbirthday]

i'm gonna leave a sloth

[stabber]

o hm gyuod i'm on board for this
cyril would probably pretend to be alarmed