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skitters on in here late as late can be.
good evening holly heights my name is china and i am brand spanking new here, with my very first character jake english from homestuck! the long and short of his deal is that he lives alone on hellmurder island where giant crab monsters roam and centaurs run around majestically with their udders flopping about in the breeze. there are also flying sea goats that chase you down and devour you alive, so it's pretty much the greatest tourist location ever.
jake doesn't spend a whole lot of time outside though, like any REAL adventurer he sits in his room alone talking to people he's never met on the internet. when he isn't doing that he's hopelessly glued to his screen to watch one of our modern cinematic masterpieces, like con air or mean girls 2. he looooooooves his movies and likes to think of himself as a big action hero, kicking ass and taking names.
in actuality he just gets the snot beat out of him by a robot and spends a lot of time running away from things. also once he spent far too long word-vomiting about boners to the girl he liked, because he's more a giant nerd than an action hero.
that is enough out of me though, jake will be staying in 1422 as the long lost child nobody ever wanted, and i can be reached at skirtflip over aim.
good evening holly heights my name is china and i am brand spanking new here, with my very first character jake english from homestuck! the long and short of his deal is that he lives alone on hellmurder island where giant crab monsters roam and centaurs run around majestically with their udders flopping about in the breeze. there are also flying sea goats that chase you down and devour you alive, so it's pretty much the greatest tourist location ever.
jake doesn't spend a whole lot of time outside though, like any REAL adventurer he sits in his room alone talking to people he's never met on the internet. when he isn't doing that he's hopelessly glued to his screen to watch one of our modern cinematic masterpieces, like con air or mean girls 2. he looooooooves his movies and likes to think of himself as a big action hero, kicking ass and taking names.
in actuality he just gets the snot beat out of him by a robot and spends a lot of time running away from things. also once he spent far too long word-vomiting about boners to the girl he liked, because he's more a giant nerd than an action hero.
that is enough out of me though, jake will be staying in 1422 as the long lost child nobody ever wanted, and i can be reached at skirtflip over aim.
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