HI THERE. OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU SEND IN A DINGY I'M DROWNING. Or maybe we could string together a raft of basketballs and volleyballs powered by swims

Anyway. Cough.

I am a Lance, and I am bringing here to dear Holly Heights the one and only Ankh of no surname of Kamen Rider OOO. And he's a train wreck waiting to happen.

His own humanity just got much more inconvenient. But if you bring him all your popsicles as a piece offering, he might consider mercy. Maybe.

I can be found girlnamedlance and on AIM @ girlnamedlance. I have IM forwarding sent to my phone, so I'm always going to appear online. I do, however, work overnights (I'm in Indiana, USA) so I may not get to messages sent during the day right away. But I check everything constantly forever. Add me if you like!

SUP EVERYBODY I meant to post this way earlier in the month, but WHOOPS

I'm throwing a quick mini-event together for people who want insta-CR from the sports centre; basically, Rin's put up a physical sign up sheet at the HHSC lobby for "HHSC Members SEEKING Training Partners." Looking to get some motivation outside of your team or 80's style fitness tapes? Your best friend won't run with you at 8 am, because they're a repulsive sloth? Are you socially awkward because of your solo sporty lifestyle, and therefore have no friends to spot you at the gym? Sign this sheet, and your dreams will come true!!!

Or, actually, you'll get paired with some other sports loser, to make sweet, sweet friendship with. Do a log, a joint post, inbox spam, discover a crosscanon nemesis, kiss kiss, fall in love, whatever! Have fun with it.

FYI: this is not limited to people on teams, just people who patron the sports centre! Maybe you're not so athletic and looking to lose some weight for swimsuit season, or maybe you're a fitness nut who needs someone to count your 600 reps. It's all good.

So, in sum -- reply to this post with your character's full name, age, and primary training interests [ EX: Rin Matsuoka | 18 | Swimming, running, weight training ]. Multiple characters from the same player are allowed. I'll jam them into a randomizer and Rin will icly post the list of pairs ASAP. I'm hoping to turn these around quick, so they should be up before next Sunday!

Also: a normal-sized HHSC event possibly based on the poll Rin held (GO VOTE IF YOU JUST GOT IN!!!) will be going up in early/mid July. Exciting stuff!