-1 to sanity points

[busybodies]

it's time, once again, to greet! the fresh meat! everybody...

hello, holly heights, my name is nika and this is koyomi arararagi* from akira** and i'm really happy to be here***.

he's shacking up at 1442 in a child slot, and as you might expect of a child he is the epitome of childish innocence**** and curious delight*****. he's lucky to have a very sweet girlfriend******, and he has many friends at home******* so he'll be happy to make more of them here! anyway i'm really looking forward to playing with you, yoroshiku nasai********!



notes:(see post note)
* minus one ra actually, but feel free to use as many as you want
** bakemonogatari, actually, it's slice-of-life supernatural harem bullshit that makes you read subtitles the entire time
*** it's happiness, but there is also regret and shame in equal parts
**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAaAHAHAahahaAHAAAA
***** of children maybeELKAMDlkafa i'm sorry... he won't be loliconning, it's restricted to canonmates......... i'm sure
****** who could kill you in your sleep with a metal ruler to your jugular
******* like 5
******** i don't know japanese i'm sorry; this guy is actually trash i'm sorry; but he yells when you bully him, and has a dead-pan, sarcastic sense of humor otherwise, and is sorta kinda one-tenth of a vampire in canon even if he's all human here IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU LET'S PLAY

post note: credit for the footnotes goes to thornkins

Comments

[rollin]

wow don't talk to anna you loser

but no i am excited, let's play lolicons together

i mean, no, that's not right...

[busybodies]

but she's just so gosh darn cute!! ): sorry for hitting on your girlfriend, misaki!!!

YOU MEAN PLAY VIRGIN LOLICONS TOGETHER???? because yes, okay, let's do that please and don't beat him up, maybe???

[rollin]

sHE'S NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND but it's going to be okay

araragi's 1/10 vampire :)

[busybodies]

HE'S HUMAN HERE KEEP THE BASEBALL BAT ON THE DIAMOND YATA MISAKI-KUN

[rollin]

when did that ever stop him

no i'm kidding koyomi's safe until he tries to reach first base

[busybodies]

it's okay, he'll save anna's first kiss for misaki












you know, hopefully

[rollin]

HE'S GONNA insert violent baseball metaphor here i don't know it's past midnight

looking forward to friendless loser virgin loliconning with koyomi!!! please don't brush anna's teeth

please don't tell tale what that means

[rosescape]

...um.

[rollin]

do you want me to show you the video? there is a video.

but it's also borderline nsfw and i can't do this to you when you're on your anna account and i'm on my yata account i need to leave.

[rosescape]

ask me again in 12 hours

[rollin]

It's okay. You're not missing out. Trust me.

[rosescape]

Okay...

[busybodies]

if they become friends i'm going to laugh and then maybe cry myself to sleep








ok, you can tell her, yana c:

[rollin]

same and NO I'VE ALREADY ASSISTED HER WITH HER SLOW DESCENT INTO DEPRAVITY DON'T MAKE ME THE MASTERMIND

[busybodies]

but why settle for a slow descent when you can inundate her with depravity at once, i don't understand your logic...

[rosescape]

......NYAKA

[busybodies]

DON'T CALL MY NAME, TALEJANDRO, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE YOUNG AND I KNOW THAT YOU MAY NOT WANT DEPRAVITY






but that's this canon and i can only lie to you for so long