-1 to sanity points

[busybodies]

it's time, once again, to greet! the fresh meat! everybody...

hello, holly heights, my name is nika and this is koyomi arararagi* from akira** and i'm really happy to be here***.

he's shacking up at 1442 in a child slot, and as you might expect of a child he is the epitome of childish innocence**** and curious delight*****. he's lucky to have a very sweet girlfriend******, and he has many friends at home******* so he'll be happy to make more of them here! anyway i'm really looking forward to playing with you, yoroshiku nasai********!



notes:(see post note)
* minus one ra actually, but feel free to use as many as you want
** bakemonogatari, actually, it's slice-of-life supernatural harem bullshit that makes you read subtitles the entire time
*** it's happiness, but there is also regret and shame in equal parts
**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAaAHAHAahahaAHAAAA
***** of children maybeELKAMDlkafa i'm sorry... he won't be loliconning, it's restricted to canonmates......... i'm sure
****** who could kill you in your sleep with a metal ruler to your jugular
******* like 5
******** i don't know japanese i'm sorry; this guy is actually trash i'm sorry; but he yells when you bully him, and has a dead-pan, sarcastic sense of humor otherwise, and is sorta kinda one-tenth of a vampire in canon even if he's all human here IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU LET'S PLAY

post note: credit for the footnotes goes to thornkins

Comments

[rosescape]

[busybodies]

i'm submitting my bet now that homra's probably going to burn some random body part on him just for interacting with anna

i can feel it in my marrow

[tack]

Did you really steal my footnotes thing.

[rosescape]

...no, I'm sure it's not as bad as her parental figure suggest they play with knives on the network, right, right?




by homra, you mean Yata.

[tack]

ALSO WHY AM I NEVER FIRST TO YOUR INTROS.

[busybodies]

sweet a distraction

[rosescape]

I WON.

[busybodies]

should i add a footnote that the footnotes were stolen

AND

WHY ARE YOU BLAMING???
ME?????

for your own slowness

[busybodies]

i mean look a distraction

[rollin]

wow don't talk to anna you loser

but no i am excited, let's play lolicons together

i mean, no, that's not right...

[tack]

Do you really want me to bully you in two posts at once.

So early in the morning to ask so much. :(

[tack]

Because the alternative would be to blame me, and I'm playing a character with better hair than you are.

[rosescape]

Stop bullying me!

[busybodies]

but she's just so gosh darn cute!! ): sorry for hitting on your girlfriend, misaki!!!

YOU MEAN PLAY VIRGIN LOLICONS TOGETHER???? because yes, okay, let's do that please and don't beat him up, maybe???

[rosescape]

...but if he's a lolicon, why isn't Thorn playing a loli?

[tack]

What would I get out of that, though.

[rosescape]

...my eternal gratitude?

[busybodies]

. . .

she cuts it off though, can i pre-emptively blame you for that

[rollin]

sHE'S NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND but it's going to be okay

araragi's 1/10 vampire :)

[busybodies]

because thorn is playing the actual girlfriend





it's a complicated love pentagon

[busybodies]

HE'S HUMAN HERE KEEP THE BASEBALL BAT ON THE DIAMOND YATA MISAKI-KUN

[rosescape]

With lolis.

[busybodies]

there's a lesbian and a cat involved too

the canon resonates with me

spiritually

[tack]

Are you suggesting that her hair's less nice than his even then.

[rosescape]

So he's a zoophilic masochistic lolicon...