-1 to sanity points

[busybodies]

it's time, once again, to greet! the fresh meat! everybody...

hello, holly heights, my name is nika and this is koyomi arararagi* from akira** and i'm really happy to be here***.

he's shacking up at 1442 in a child slot, and as you might expect of a child he is the epitome of childish innocence**** and curious delight*****. he's lucky to have a very sweet girlfriend******, and he has many friends at home******* so he'll be happy to make more of them here! anyway i'm really looking forward to playing with you, yoroshiku nasai********!



notes:(see post note)
* minus one ra actually, but feel free to use as many as you want
** bakemonogatari, actually, it's slice-of-life supernatural harem bullshit that makes you read subtitles the entire time
*** it's happiness, but there is also regret and shame in equal parts
**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAaAHAHAahahaAHAAAA
***** of children maybeELKAMDlkafa i'm sorry... he won't be loliconning, it's restricted to canonmates......... i'm sure
****** who could kill you in your sleep with a metal ruler to your jugular
******* like 5
******** i don't know japanese i'm sorry; this guy is actually trash i'm sorry; but he yells when you bully him, and has a dead-pan, sarcastic sense of humor otherwise, and is sorta kinda one-tenth of a vampire in canon even if he's all human here IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU LET'S PLAY

post note: credit for the footnotes goes to thornkins

Comments

[busybodies]

. . .

she cuts it off though, can i pre-emptively blame you for that

[tack]

Are you suggesting that her hair's less nice than his even then.

[busybodies]

did you really have to upload an icon for the sake of this

good morning my sweetest heart

how are you today

[tack]

(1) Yes.
(2) Yes.
(3) All the better for talking to you, darling starling, you know you make my every morning. ♥

[busybodies]

uwah thornkins >////////< we're in a game together kyaa .//////.

[tack]

ISN'T IT TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE DISGUSTING, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD BREAKFAST.

[busybodies]

i had a banana, which is kind of fitting i think

can you fall into my arms now

.////.

[tack]

. . . ///////

I-if you're sure you can manage to catch me. . .

[busybodies]

oh mistake

[tack]

Yeah, too late. I know where you tag.

[busybodies]

u//////////u i know where you tag too!

and we'll be tagging here! and i'll follow you! until you love me!

[tack]

But what if I love you already.




W-will you stop. ._.

[busybodies]

no

it wasn't really a clear definition of when to stop, it was more like a guideline

that i'm not following

i will follow you until the restraining order goes through**

[tack]

Baby, you know I love it when you talk legalities to me. ♥

[busybodies]

i'm suing for psychological distress

[tack]

. . . /////

I promise I'll wear a skirt and my best heels to court!

[busybodies]

quick, law question

in court, if sexual harassment happens to the defendant at that time, does the court have to hold a separate trial on another day for that

or do they just deal with both right there

[tack]

Don't know, don't care as long as they don't interrupt.

[busybodies]