-1 to sanity points

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it's time, once again, to greet! the fresh meat! everybody...

hello, holly heights, my name is nika and this is koyomi arararagi* from akira** and i'm really happy to be here***.

he's shacking up at 1442 in a child slot, and as you might expect of a child he is the epitome of childish innocence**** and curious delight*****. he's lucky to have a very sweet girlfriend******, and he has many friends at home******* so he'll be happy to make more of them here! anyway i'm really looking forward to playing with you, yoroshiku nasai********!



notes:(see post note)
* minus one ra actually, but feel free to use as many as you want
** bakemonogatari, actually, it's slice-of-life supernatural harem bullshit that makes you read subtitles the entire time
*** it's happiness, but there is also regret and shame in equal parts
**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAaAHAHAahahaAHAAAA
***** of children maybeELKAMDlkafa i'm sorry... he won't be loliconning, it's restricted to canonmates......... i'm sure
****** who could kill you in your sleep with a metal ruler to your jugular
******* like 5
******** i don't know japanese i'm sorry; this guy is actually trash i'm sorry; but he yells when you bully him, and has a dead-pan, sarcastic sense of humor otherwise, and is sorta kinda one-tenth of a vampire in canon even if he's all human here IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU LET'S PLAY

post note: credit for the footnotes goes to thornkins

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i'm submitting my bet now that homra's probably going to burn some random body part on him just for interacting with anna

i can feel it in my marrow

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...no, I'm sure it's not as bad as her parental figure suggest they play with knives on the network, right, right?




by homra, you mean Yata.

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sweet a distraction

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i mean look a distraction

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...but if he's a lolicon, why isn't Thorn playing a loli?

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because thorn is playing the actual girlfriend





it's a complicated love pentagon

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With lolis.

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there's a lesbian and a cat involved too

the canon resonates with me

spiritually

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So he's a zoophilic masochistic lolicon...

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yes

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i mean no

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Will it help if we put cat ears on his girlfriend!

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Oh.









Yeah, I'm sold.

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UH?????????? THIS ISN'T YOUR??? THREAD????

DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO MAKE TALE SPILL DOWN BELOW

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NYAKA

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wat

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/BITES

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WHAT DID I DO THAT TIME

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THOSE WEREN'T YOUR FOOTNOTES EITHER AND I DIDN'T SEE THAT STOPPING YOU.

Besides, you know. Sharing is caring. ♥

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i'll give you credit, don't get your panties in a bunch ):

so o_o gossip, what's got tale so winded that i can take advantage of in the future

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UM

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Look, even Nyaka's asking nicely. :(

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talechan onegai ):